Supernatural Origins

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Bri: Rian sit up straight.

Rian: I can sit as gay as I want!

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{Playing Dungeons and Dragons}

Austin: I roll to steal Bri's heart!

Bri: Austin you can't do that-

Austin: *rolls a twenty*

Bri:......

Rian the Dungeon master: You have a spring wedding, I'm Austin's best man and Devin is Bri's maid of honer.

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Seek going into the kitchen: umm what's burning?

Colin: My desire of love for you~

Seek: Colin.

Seek: The toaster is on fire.

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