[Superman.]
Hey Bat Man, I heard you think you can handle me,
But when it comes to this rap battle, you're out of your league,
I'm the Man of Steel, with powers beyond compare,
Your gadgets may be cool but they ain't nothin' rare.
[Batman.]
Don't get too cocky, Supes, you're not the only one with game,
My brain's sharper than Kryptonite, my rhymes are off the chain,
I may not have laser eyes or freeze breath, but I've got wit by the truckload,
I'll take you down with my bars, you won't stand a chance in Gotham's cold,
[Superman.]
Your gadgets and suits can't compete with my speed and strength,
I'll knock you back to the cave, make you scream for your life,
You can't hide in the shadows, my vision sees right through,
Your rhymes are weak, compared to my Kryptonian groove.
[Batman.]
You may have powers beyond mortal men could fathom,
But I got skills, I can make your Kryptonian heart stutter,
I'll expose all your weaknesses, turn your fortress to dust,
Your rhymes are basic, I'll leave you in the dust.
[Superman.]
You may be a genius, a detective unmatched,
But in this rap battle, I'll shut down your attack,
I'll use my x-ray vision, to see through your tricks and traps,
Your bars are weak, you can't compete with my Kryptonian slaps.
[Wonder woman joins in.]
Superman, Batman, both of you are tough and strong,
But there's one thing you both do have in common, long gone,
You lost your parents, at such a young age,
Leaving a gap in your hearts, that no powers can erase,
[Green Lantern chimes in randomly.]
Well, if we're talking about parents, let's give a shout-out to Zeus,
The king of the gods, he wasn't exactly a role model, no less,
He's known for his many conquests, no woman was safe from his gaze,
I guess Wonder Woman's got a unique upbringing, coming from that god's embrace.
[Awkward silence...]
