[Ariel.]
Moana, your sailin' skills are pretty good, I'll give you that,
But you're just a kid, I'm a princess in the sea, that's a fact,
My voice can sing a tune that'll make you drown,
Your little canoe can't match my royal mermaid's crown.
[Moana.]
Oh, really, Princess Ariel, with your pretty voice and golden crown?
You're no match for me, my canoe's swift and strong,
I've journeyed far and wide, through unknown lands and open seas,
Your siren song's weak, my courage's deep,
[Ariel.]
You may have courage, and a good heart, I'll give you that,
But you're just a teenager, a little girl at that,
I've faced Ursula and the depths of the sea,
My experience's greater, your journey's just begun, it's a guarantee.
[Moana.]
Oh, Princess Ariel, you swam away from home,
Left your father, sisters, just for a prince you've known,
You abandoned your kingdom, your family's love,
For a man you just met, that's some serious fluff.
[Ariel.]
Hey, hold on, Moana, don't act all high and mighty,
You too left your village to save your people and the island,
Your journey was a choice, driven by your heart,
Just like my love for Prince Eric, love's gotta start.
[Moana.]
I don't need no prince to save my life,
I'm the new chief of my village, my own guiding light,
I've saved my people, my journey was my own,
Unlike you, Princess Ariel, swimming off for love all alone.
[Ariel.]
Okay, okay, Moana, maybe you're right about that,
You don't need a man to validate your greatness,
But love's a beautiful feeling, something worth exploring,
It's not something to scoff at, it opens doors and shows you wonders.
[Moana.]
I may not have a prince by my side, but that doesn't define me,
I'm strong on my own, a leader through and through,
I don't need a fairytale ending to feel complete, my journey is my own,
Unlike you, Princess Ariel, who needs a man to hold.
[Ariel.]
You may be strong, Moana, no one can deny,
But your pride in your independence is getting oh-so-high,
You lack the romance, the spark that love brings,
You're all about power, while I'm more of a romantic's dream.
[Moana.]
You may think love's all about that romantic flair,
But I've got something stronger, a confidence that's oh-so-rare,
I don't need a man to complete my journey, my path is clear,
Your focus on love, Princess Ariel, is a little bit obscure.
My journey with Maui wasn't about romance, that's true,
But it was about courage, determination, and a purpose, too,
We set out to save my people, with no romantic intent,
Our bond's strong, and our willpower's relentless,
You pathetic mermaid.
You may have your prince, but your journey was silly,
You left the sea, just for a man, that's quite infantile,
I took action, saved my people, no prince in sight,
Your priorities are messed up, that's why you sound so uptight.
And at least I got a mom and not you, am I right?
[Who wins?]
