Goddess Athena VS God Ares.

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[Goddess Athena.]

Listen up, Ares, you warmongering fool,

I've got more than just a sharp tongue and brains to drool,

I'm the goddess of wisdom, strategy, and pure might,

While you're just a hothead, bringing nothing but blight,


[God Ares.]

Oh, Athena, you think yourself superior,

With your head full of knowledge, but your fighting's inferior,

I am the God of war, with strength unmatched,

While you hide behind your wisdom, always taking the back,


[Goddess Athena.]

Your strength may be great, but you lack finesse,

You're all about force, with no skill or sense,

My intellect is sharper than any blade,

I can outwit you, while you rage and parade,


[God Ares.]

Your intellect may be impressive, I won't deny,

But in a battle, it's the will to fight that will suffice,

I'm the embodiment of war, with passion and fire,

While you sit back with your smarts, content with the mire,


[God Athena.]

Your passion is admirable, I'll give you that,

But in a fight, it's not enough on its own tact,

My wisdom guides me, helps me see the bigger picture,

While you lunge blindly, with your heart always on the trigger,


[God Ares.]

Your wisdom's a crutch, a crutch that you cling to tight,

In battle, it's action that's what's gonna save the night,

Your intellect's a fortress, hiding behind its gate,

While I'm on the frontlines, risking life and fate,


[Goddess Athena.]

My wisdom may be a shield, but it's a shield that works,

In battle, it helps me see through your every quirk,

Your passion may be fierce, but it's impulsive and rash,

I'll use my wit to predict your next move, leaving you in a flash,


[God Ares.]

You think you're so smart, always analyzing and scheming,

But your wit's got no bite, and your insults are weak-wheezy,

I'm the God of war, not of words, I'll let my actions speak,

While you sit back like a turtle, just spitting out words, meek,


[Goddess Athena.]

Oh, Ares, you brute, your insults are as clever as a spoon,

Your passion may be fiery, but your wit's as blunt as a balloon,

I'm the Goddess of wisdom and strategy, with intellect so high,

While you rely on strength, like a caveman trying to fly,


[Goddess Ares.]

Your intellect may be high as the clouds above,

But in a fight, it's my strength that really shines through love,

You may think your strategy's on point, but you've never won an actual fight,

You're like a parrot, squawking and talking, but never actually fighting,


[Goddess Athena.]

Your strength's impressive, I'll give you that,

But without my wit, you're just a mindless brute,

I've strategied my way through battles, making you look like a fool,

While you blindly charge, like a bull with no cool.


[Goddess Ares.]

Your wit may be sharp, but your jabs are tame,

My strength's the one that actually reigns supreme,

You can strut and strut, with your sarcastic comebacks in tow,

But I'll still pummel you, until you're begging for me to go,


[Goddess Athena.]

Your ego's as big as your muscles, full of bluster,

But my wit's a sword, sharp and sharper,

You may try to out-fight me, with your brute force on display,

But my intelligence's aflame, I'll always have something to say,


[Who wins?]

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