[Australia.]
Yo, New Zealand, your nation's so small,
The only thing big there is your volcano's sprawl,
I'm the land of sunshine, with beaches galore,
You're just a little island down under, feeling cold and bare.
[New Zealand.]
Oh, Australia, your continent may be vast,
But your accents are strange, like a mix of Texan and ass,
You got crocs and spiders, that's no secret,
While we're chilling with LOTR and Hobbits, that's legit.
[Australia.]
You think your Lord of the Rings movies are cool,
But our wildlife's better, it'll make your heart drool,
Kangaroos and koalas, all chillin' in the wild,
You got sheep, bro, that's not exactly thrilling.
[New Zealand.]
You may have cool animals, that's undeniable,
But our landscapes are breathtaking, majestic, and fine,
We got crystal-clear lakes, mountains that touch the sky,
You got deserts and heat, ain't no beauty for the eye.
[Australia.]
You may have pretty landscapes, gotta admit,
But your cities are small, like little pockets of bliss,
We got Sydney Opera House, and Melbourne's on the rise,
Your Auckland's cute but we've got culture, we know how to ignite.
[New Zealand.]
We may be small but we got heart, our culture's unique,
Our Māori heritage's a source of our collective seek,
We got the haka, that's a sign of our strength,
Australia, you say, you got culture but you ain't got finesse.
[Australia.]
Oh, really, New Zealand, with your Maori pride,
We got the culture down under, no need to hide,
Our Aboriginals culture's deep and wide,
We got the didgeridoo singing in the sky, mate.
[New Zealand.]
You may have deep culture, but your accents are still whack,
You sound like a mix of British and cockney on crack,
We got that kiwi twang, it's suave and smooth,
While you sound like you just stepped out of a kangaroo pouch.
[Australia.]
Oh, New Zealand, your accents are cute,
But we got the Aussie slang, it's the real truth,
No need for fancy words, we keep it simple and easy,
Our accent's laid back, unlike yours, that's freaky,
[New Zealand.]
You say you're laid back, yeah, I hear ya,
But your accent's all over the place, sounds like a choir astray,
We keep it cool, with our own kiwi twang,
While you sound like you're talking with a shrimp on your fang.
[Australia.]
Oh, New Zealand, your rhymes are weak,
Like your little country, so small, so meek,
We rule this southern hemisphere, that's a fact,
While you're just a little island in our oceanic pack.
[New Zealand.]
You may be large and loud, Australia,
But your arrogance's what's making you sound so proud,
We may be small but we're mighty, that's the way it goes,
With our culture and landscapes, we're the ones who truly glow.
[Who wins?]
