Spring Broken

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No one pov

Izuku is inside IMP van with Blitz who's driving, Loona next to Blitz and he's in the back with Moxxie and Millie

Blitz: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Izuku:Kill me already.

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing

Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot

Blitz: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space

Blitz: Oh, shit! Fu-

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop

Blitz turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car

He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE"

Blitz: Oh, you "suck for life”, do ya?!

Blitz pulls out a megaphone and yells into it

Blitz: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels

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Blitz lowers the megaphone, shocked

Blitz: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitz: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is…

Blitz falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up

Blitz: …three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.

Blitz: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi”.

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