Laverne: "Oh, it doesn't look good."
Victor: "It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless."
Cut to Hugo playing cards with a pigeon
Hugo: "You're telling me! I'm losing to a bird!"
Victor: "Oh, that poor gypsy girl. I'm beginning to fear the worst."
Laverne: "I know, but, now, don't you say anything to upset Quasimodo. He's worried enough already."
Hugo: "Yeah, you're right. We'd better lighten up."
Victor: "Shh, shh, shh! Here he comes!"
Laverne: "Now just stay calm."
Victor: "Not a word."
Hugo: "Easy does it."
Victor: "Stone-faced."
Quasimodo enters.
Quasimodo: "Any sign of her?"
Victor quickly breaks up.
Victor: "Oh, it's a lost cause! She could be anywhere! In the stocks, in the dungeon, on the rack! (Begins to cry) Oh no!"
Laverne: "Nice work, Victor."
Quasimodo: "No, he's right. What are we going to do?"
Hugo: "What are you guys talking about? If I know Esmeralda, she's three steps ahead of Frollo, and well out of harm's way!"
On "Esmeralda", Hugo shows a Queen from his deck of cards. On "three", he shows a 3, and on "Frollo", he shows a joker.
Quasimodo: "Do you really think so?"
Hugo: "Hey, when things cool off, she'll be back. You'll see."
Quasimodo: "What makes you so sure?"
Laverne: "Because she likes you. We always said you were the cute one."
Hugo: "I thought I was the cute one!"
Laverne: "No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth!"
Hugo: "What are you saying, exactly?"
Laverne: "Take it from us, Quasi. You've got nothing to worry about."
Hugo: "Yeah, you're irresistible."
Victor: "Knights in shining armour certainly aren't her type."
Hugo: "And those guys are a dime a dozen. But you? You're one of a kind. Look..."
(A Guy Like You)
PARIS, THE CITY OF LOVERS IS GLOWING THIS EVENING
TRUE, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S ON FIRE,
BUT STILL, THERE'S L'AMOUR.
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN THE NIGHT
HER HEART IS ALSO ALIGHT
AND I KNOW THE GUY SHE JUST MIGHT BE BURNING FOR...
A GUY LIKE YOU, SHE'S NEVER KNOWN, KID
A GUY LIKE YOU A GIRL DOES NOT MEET EVERY DAY!
YOU'VE GOT A LOOK THAT'S ALL YOUR OWN, KID
COULD THERE BE TWO?
Laverne/Victor: LIKE YOU?
Three: NO WAY!
Hugo: THOSE OTHER GUYS THAT SHE COULD DANGLE
ALL LOOK THE SAME FROM EVERY BORING POINT OF VIEW
YOU'RE A SURPRISE FROM EVERY ANGLE
MON DIEU ABOVE, SHE'S GOTTA LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU!
Victor: A GUY LIKE YOU GETS EXTRA CREDIT
BECAUSE, IT'S TRUE, YOU'VE GOT A CERTAIN SOMETHING MORE!
Hugo: YOU'RE ACES, KID
Laverne: YOU SEE THAT FACE, YOU DON'T FORGET IT
Laverne/Victor: WANT SOMETHING NEW?
Hugo: THAT'S YOU
Three: FOR SURE!
Laverne: WE ALL HAVE GAPED AT SOME ADONIS
Victor: BUT THEN WE CRAVE A MEAL MORE NOURISHING TO CHEW
Hugo: AND SINCE YOU'RE SHAPED LIKE A CROISSANT IS
Three: NO QUESTION OF SHE'S GOTTA LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU!
A distinct slowdown in the music finds Laverne sitting on top of a piano.
Laverne: CALL ME A HOPELESS ROMANTIC BUT QUASI, I FEEL IT
Victor: SHE WANTS YOU SO ANY MOMENT SHE'LL WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR
Hugo comes through the door dressed as Esmeralda
All Three: FOR...
Hugo: A GUY SO SWELL
WITH ALL YOU BRING HER
A FOOL COULD TELL
IT'S WHY SHE FELL
FOR YOU KNOW WHO
YOU RING THE BELL
Laverne/Victor: A GUY LIKE YOU
I TELL YOU, QUASI
THERE NEVER WAS
ANOTHER, WAS HE?
FROM KING TO SERF TO
THE BOURGEOISIE
THEY'RE ALL A SECOND STRINGER
Three: YOU'RE THE BELL RINGER!
WHEN SHE WANTS OOH-LA-LA
THEN SHE WANTS YOU-LA-LA
SHE WILL DISCOVER, GUY,
YOU'RE ONE HECK OF A GUY,
WHO WOULDN'T LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU?
Hugo: YOU GOT A LOT, THE REST HAVE NOT
SO SHE'S GOTTA LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU!
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Frollo's Adopted Daughter
FanfictionY/n Frollo, the adopted daughter of Claude Frollo and older sister to Quasimodo. Join her on her path to freedom.