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Incorrect Quotes

✨Some incorrect quotes✨

1) Barbie

Sirius: come on barbie let's go party!

Baby Harry: ah ah ah yeah

James: come on barbie let's go party!

Baby Harry: oo woah oo woah

Sirius & James: COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY!!

Remus & Reg: ...

2) Werwolf Hearing

*Regulus walking into the library*

Remus, not looking up from his book: you look nice today Reg

Regulus, smiling: you're not even looking at me?

Remus: don't need to, James' heartbeat doubled when you walked in...

James, hiding his head in his hands: fuckin hell you bloody werewolf

*Regulus in gay panic*

Sirius: ...James? 

3) Sleeping Habits

Remus: Sirius is the worst person to sleep in a bed with, he doesn't stop moving in his sleep

Sirius: hey I can't be that bad!

Remus: and you snore

James, distracted: huh must be a sibling thing

Remus: ...

Sirius: ...

Peter: ...

4) Boyfriend

James: so why don't you have a boyfriend?

Regulus: my parents aren't ok with it.

James: oh

Regulus, sarcastically: why don't you have a boyfriend?

James, with a smirk and eyebrows raised: because your parents aren't ok with it

*Regulus once again in gay panic*

5) Flirting Techniques

Sirius: wait, is Reggie flirting with Remus?!

James, unfazed: that's not flirting

Sirius, sarcastically: oh and how would you know?

James, oblivious to that sarcasm: well Regulus flirts by being mean?

Sirius: that can't be true, he's mean to you all the time

James, biting his lip: ...

Sirius: ...

Sirius: ...

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER

6) Left Hand

James, in a new outfit: well, how do I look?

Regulus: you look like something I drew with my left hand.

James, sad and going to change: oh...

Sirius: *knowing his brother is left handed*

Remus: *knowing damn well Reg is an artist*

7) Wrong Pronunciation

James: damn I'm so down for a quickie right now