Lying Bastard | Mello x Reader

He and Me; There is No She

(Y/N POV)

Ayumi was pacing back and forth across her room. Ahma was floating eating some of Ayumi's left over yakiniku. 

"Mm~ Niku."

"Ahma, what the hell?!" Ayumi shouted.

"What?" she replied with her mouth full.

"That was supposed to be for Light!"

"Eh, he had enough."

"But you don't even need to eat!"

"Uh-huh."

"You know what? Never mind!" Ayumi went back to pacing.

Ahma looked at Ayumi. "What's got you worried now?"

"Didn't you see?! That man that was just here! He knows about shinigamis!"

"And? Lots of people do." She took another piece of meat.

"Most people think they're just Creepypasta!"

"Ooh~ That sounds tasty. What's the recipe? Does it have niku?"

"No, idiot! It's not an actually pasta! It's just a name!"

"What? Booo!" Ahma put a thumbs down.

"Ahma, be serious!"

Ahma snickers and comes down. "Fine. What do you want me to do now? Send him your love letter?"

"Wha— No! I'm not in love with him!"

"You sure? 'Cause with the way your face heated up when he leaned it says somethin' else."

"I do that with everyone!"

"You don't do it with Light."

"I—" Ayumi pauses. "That's not the point!"

"Ooh~ Avoiding facts. Ah, I see. I definitely gotta tell Ryuk about this."

"You're not telling Ryuk shit!"

Ahma dramatically gasps. "What's that I hear? Princess Miss Good Girl actually says a naughty word. I gotta tell Nickelodemeup about you."

"It's Nickelodeon! And I do cuss!"

"Doubt that. This was probably your first swear word!"

"Ahma!"

"You were definitely that one kid that said 'mothertrucker' and 'what the fork?'"

"AHMA!"

"Gee, you're so soft. Back to business I guess," Ahma says as she rolls her eyes.

"How...does he know about that? If it was a normal citizen, they're first thought would've been a ghost or Alexa, but this guy instantly knew it was a Shinigami!"

"Yup."

"Why?!"

Ahma shrugs. "Can't say."

Ayumi pants and stops walking. "I need to know who he is. I have to expose him before he exposes me."

"Oh, so now we're playing detective? Now you're acting like L and Yagami-kun."

"You— Gaaaah! Quit making fun of me!"

"But it's hilarious!"

"Ahma!!"

"Geez, okay. So what's your plan Herlock Shomes?"

"Who?"

"Off-brand Sherlock."

"AHMA!"

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(Matt POV)

Matt was lying on the couch mindlessly watching TV while Mello was at the dinner table eating his chocolate. His face looks expressionless, but his head is full with angry thoughts of envy. Why her, huh?! Why her?! Why can't you touch me like that, Kee?! He grits his teeth in anger. I always show signs and drop hints, but he acts stupid! I tell him "I love you" and he says "What are you, soft?" But with this girl he just met, he's fantasizing about her removing her robe and holding her by the hip! Why can't that be me, damn it?! He pauses. 

First, I thought it was Near. Then I was so happy to hear he hated him. I thought I had you all to myself, Miha! Why?!  I listened to you on the phone. You called her "Domi-san". WHere's my cute nickname, huh?! You just call me "Jee" because I told you to! You don't even call me "Mailman" anymore! 

Matt leaned down and held his head in his hands. 

Mello noticed this and walked over to him. "Somethin up, Jee?"

"No..." he lied.

"Cut the bullshit, Matt. What's wrong?"

"Doesn't matter," he grumbles.

"Matt, you're my best friend."

"That's the problem," he mutters.

"What?"

Why can't I be your best boyfriend? "Nothing."

"Tch. Fine. But just know I know something's up." Mello walks back to where he was.

Matt is left in his thoughts and he angrily mutters, "I'm gonna kill that girl." It should just me Mello and I! As the gay man said, "me and he; there is no she."

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WARNING: This POV has mentions of sexual intimacy

(Light POV)

Light's phone rang. Damn it, he thought. It's her again. He got off of Misa and hung up. Misa sat up and looked at him confusingly. She was only wearing her undergarments and Light was about to remove his shirt.

"Huh~? Light, why'd you get off?"

"It doesn't concern you." Light put his phone on silent and got back on Misa. He started kissing down her neck and held her by the waist. "You know you're the only one I love, right?" he murmurs.

Misa giggles. "I know! You're just using Takada and that model girl right?"

"Bingo, Misa."

Misa blushes and heats up as she hears Light remove his belt. "You're so damn beautiful," he says with feigned desire. "I can't believe I'm the lucky man who gets to date you."

"You look just as great, Light."

"Shut up.. I don't wanna hear your voice anymore until you're begging for me.."

"Mmph~ Yes, Light."

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The two of them lied panting on the bed.

"You were amazing, Light," Misa said as she lied on Light's chest. She felt the moist flesh and the way it moved up and down against her naked, hickey-filled breasts.

"You were too," he said with false sultry. 

Misa cuddled up against his chest, bending her knees against his legs.

"I love you, Light."

"I love you too," he lied.