ENNUI | kaiju no.8

01. | Random questions

[NAME]
is it just me or do y'all ever wonder
if kaijus have balls, and if they did
would it look like human balls?

KIKORU
it's just you.

MINASE
oh!

KAFKA
not even a hello? just straight up that...
but i think some? and i think it would
look different?

RENO
senpais...no.

IHARU
genuinely what the fudge.

[NAME]
i'm just wondering??
what's wrong with that?

IHARU
EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS WRONG!

KIKORU
platoon leader [name] has that talent
that makes me agree with iharu.

OKONOGI
i just opened the app...maybe i
shouldn't have opened it.

SOSHIRO
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHA OH MAN
@[NAME] are you in your shower
thoughts hour again??
but...let's be serious now.

OKONOGI
thank you vice captain !

KIKORU
finally!

SOSHIRO
do they? @OKONOGI

OKONOGI went offline

KIKORU
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[NAME]
i knew you'd get me vice captain!
but i haven't seen any kaiju who
has balls yet 😞

RENO
that's concerning... are you
sure you're okay?

HARUICHI
i think it's time for you to
get a goodnight's sleep
platoon leader [name] 😄

KAFKA
there's something unsettling about
izumo's choice of emoji, i can't explain
what it is...

IHARU
i ain't complainin' because i agree
with izumo. platoon leader [name]
needs to sleep now.

RENO
that's true, maybe it's the restlessness
that's making her think of those
random questions...

[NAME]
i don't know about y'all
but i think you guys forgot
that i'm here in the group chat

KIKORU
they didn't forget

SOSHIRO
but [name]'s questions do
makes sense, no?