ENNUI | kaiju no.8

02. | The four man group

GEN THE COOLEST
@[NAME] my favorite officer
of the whole JAKDF 🔥

SOSHIRO THE IMPOSTOR
i hope [name] blocks you 🔥

[NAME]
what do you need captain narumi?

MINA THE LOVELY
he's probably going to ask you
for money again.

GEN THE COOLEST
shut your ass up bowlcut.
and you're wrong ashiro, i'm just
asking for a donation 🙄

[NAME]
didn't we all just get paid last week?

SOSHIRO THE IMPOSTOR
i don't know but i think that's
the same thing captain narumi 🔥

GEN THE COOLEST
🤟🤘🖕

yeah but like something super odd
happened, i don't know how but
all my funds disappeared in my account
come on, i know i'm your favorite
captain 🥺🥺

SOSHIRO THE IMPOSTOR
correct me if i'm wrong but,
didn't mr. hasegawa say you've been
buying figurines on amazon
the moment you got your paycheck,
i don't know i must've heard
it wrong?? 🔥

GEN THE COOLEST REMOVED SOSHIRO THE IMPOSTOR FROM THE GROUP CHAT

GEN THE COOLEST
now that's settled.
prettyyy pleaseee @[NAME]??
i know you love me, i mean
let's be real who wouldn't?

MINA THE LOVELY
here we go again.

[NAME]
first, sorry to burst your bubble
captain narumi but captain ashiro
is my fav 🔥 second, bold of you
to assume i'd have money left. i'm
broke as hell ✌️

GEN THE HOTTEST
HOLD UP - you're bluffing

[NAME]
nuh, it's real captain narumi
i'm broke as hell i already
used all my money to buy
cooking mama merch ٩( ᐛ )و

GEN THE COOLEST
no, not that part. i meant
the part that i'm not your
favorite captain.

[NAME]
oh! i wasn't bluffing (๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)

GEN THE COOLEST
how is that possible that
i'm not your favorite?
like have you seen me?

[NAME]
i have but like captain ashiro
is like a girlboss 🔥

GEN THE COOLEST
and yet she's not the one
who gets called as JAPAN'S
STRONGEST ANTI-KAIJU
FIGHTER, no? 😒