ENNUI | kaiju no.8

08. | Favoritism

[NAME]
which one of you ate the
last piece of cake that i kept
in the fridge.

HARUICHI
you can tell she's serious...
but, to answer your question
it wasn't me. ✋🤚

IHARU
it's not me as well platoon leader.

KIKORU
well it's not us who moved
to another division for the time
being ⁉️

KAFKA
i'm trying to avoid sweets,
so not me 😅

[NAME]
i'll smack the shit out of
the person who took
my cake 🤬

MINASE
oh no! it wasn't me platoon
leader (-.-;)y-~~~

RENO
oh? the [favorite cake]?
i'm sorry platoon leader :( it was
me...i didn't know it belonged
to anyone T-T

IHARU
well, goodluck ✋

RENO
??

[NAME]
eh really, reno? oh it's fine!
do you want me to send you
food there in the fourth division?

IHARU
🤨 i thought you'd
smack the shit out of
the person who ate your
cake, platoon leader???

RENO
oh, thank you platoon leader
but i'm good!

[NAME]
that was before i knew
it was reno 😒

IHARU
then what if it was me?

[NAME]
i'd smack the shit out
of you. but, because it's
reno i won't.

IHARU
didn't even bother hiding
the favoritism ⁉️

RENO
i'm really sorry platoon leader :(

[NAME]
nuh! it's fine reno~!

HARUICHI
that honestly looks creepy.

KAFKA
it's very platoon leader [name]
though...

[NAME]
but i really wanted that cake...
oh well i'll just buy next time.

SOSHIRO WENT ONLINE

SOSHIRO
my, what a coincidence [name].
i'm near a bakery right now.
want the usual?

[NAME]
eh really? were you patrolling
vice captain?

SOSHIRO
yup, so do you still
want [favorite cake]?

[NAME]
yes and thank you vice captain!!

SOSHIRO
it's no problem at all [name] 😁

EBINA
oh i kinda want cupcakes
now. vice captain, if i may
request...

SOSHIRO WENT OFFLINE

EBINA
😔

KAFKA
i can see the evident
favoritisms...😟

[NAME]
well now that's settled, i'm gonna
dip and play games again

[NAME] WENT OFFLINE

KAFKA
platoon leader [name] and
captain narumi are kinda
similar

KIKORU
now that you mention it,
they kinda match eachother's
freak 🤷‍♀️

HARUICHI
they'd look cute together
[message not sent]
huh? my message didn't send

RENO
which message??

HARUICHI
the one where i said:
[message sent]
"they'd look cute together"
[message not sent]

HARUICHI
it won't send again 🤦

IHARU
well that's weird, pm me the
message

HARUICHI
alright

RENO
maybe it won't send because
it's offending??

KAFKA
oh yeah that makes sense!

HARUICHI
it's not offending though?

RENO
did it contain any bad words?

HARUICHI
not at all

KIKORU
maybe it's the internet?

IHARU
wait, i'll try and send what
haruichi said.

RENO
alright

IHARU
they'd look cute together
[message not sent]
oh, it wouldn't send for me
either.

KAFKA
oh must be the filter in the
gc, captain ashiro said that
they put a filter here remember?

HARUICHI
but why'd they filter that word...

IHARU
well that'll be a mystery 🤷‍♂️

CHAPTER END !!

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KAIJU SECRETS (inspired by taisho era secrets in kny!)

• in chapter six | scheme: narumi after saying he'll buy [name] ice cream to make it up to her, he didn't spend money for a solid week and even restrained himself from buying new released figurines, which surprised hasegawa and kikoru! but after buying her two containers of icecream he started spending again!