ENNUI | kaiju no.8

10. | Late Night Talks

[NAME]
do you ever sit down, stare at
the ceiling and start thinking how
easy life would be if you were a rock?

i just want to be a rock...

CAPTAIN NARUMI
and that concerns me how?

[NAME]
okay fakewad 😒

CAPTAIN NARUMI
is that even a word 🤨

[NAME]
yes, because i said so

CAPTAIN NARUMI
go bother someone else honey 😒

[NAME]
and you complain why you're
friendless 😐

CAPTAIN NARUMI
i'll have you know, i have friends

[NAME]
by friends you mean your
social media followers that
are starting to unfollow you
because of that one picture??
[the anime gen narumi!]

CAPTAIN NARUMI
in my defense i was
done dirty 🥱 and wait [name]
has sass i'll give you that, but this
much?? I KNOW IT'S YOU BOWLCUT

[NAME]
wowww you should be a
detective

CAPTAIN NARUMI
why are you using her phone
anyway??

[NAME]
because we're together

CAPTAIN NARUMI
⁉️⁉️⁉️ TOGETEHR?!?!?
AS IN A COUPLE TIEGTEHRR???

[NAME]
in the base is what
i was gonna say

narumi took a moment to stare at the continuation of the message, he felt a little relieved. narumi started to think to himself that is was weird that he felt relived when hoshina clarified it even a little, maybe it was because he can't believe that someone would be with hoshina. yeah, that must be it.  he sighed and rolled his eyes before typing his reply.

CAPTAIN NARUMI
why didn't you say that
earlier!? dumbass

[NAME]
well for your information, as
i was typing the continuation
you already replied. i don't think
it's my fault that you were impatient
to wait for my reply, no? 😁
[false !he purposely left it out]

CAPTAIN NARUMI
👍 anyways, why are you two
together in the base? it's already
late

[NAME]
really? my i didnt know that