16. | Retirement sounds good

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[NAME] THE SLAYERNARUMIIIII

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[NAME] THE SLAYER
NARUMIIIII

MOST HANDSOME
what??

[NAME] THE SLAYER
can we recreate this trend
i saw 🙏

MOST HANDSOME
no.

GIRLBOSS
my honest reaction fr

[NAME] THE SLAYER
you don't even know which
trend i want to recreate 🤨

MOST HANDSOME
i don't need to know, because
i know it's bullshit 😒

[NAME] THE SLAYER
fuck you 🤬

MOST HANDSOME
all words 🙄
fine, what is it?

CROISSANT
don't give in too easily
narumi 🙏

MOST HANDSOME
that's CAPTAIN narumi
for you. 🙄

LITERAL COOL KID
but platoon leader [name]
didn't call you captain narumi
earlier??

MOST HANDSOME
so what's the trend, [name]?
say it before i change my mind

[NAME] THE SLAYER
that one trend on douyin like
with the sound "when the bass
gets pumping up in the club" 🗣️

EGO SCARA
PFFT WHQHQHAHHAHAHA
I'D PAY ¥10000 FOR THAT

GIRLBOSS
HAHAHAHHAHA DO IT

CROISSANT
AINT NO WAY HAHA
THAT'D BE WORTH GOLD
IN THE INTERNET

GREEN HAIRED SUGURU
i volunteer to get a camera man ✋

MOST HANDSOME
FYM WHEN THE BASS GETS
PUMPING??

CAT LOVER
even i know that douyin
trend 🫤

MOST HANDSOME
normalize context???

[NAME] THE SLAYER
it's like there's this couple and
they were about to go down the
escelator but then the girl cuts the
rope thingy between them and the guy
was like 🫤🤨🧍

MOST HANDSOME
ahh that trend...ARE YOU
TRYNNA GET ME CANCELLED
WOMAN???

GIRLBOSS
you won't get cancelled by it
captain moron 😒

EGO SCARA
facts

MOST HANDSOME
no way in hell would i
do that cringe ass shit

EGO SCARA
it's fine guys dont worry
maybe he's just scared!
everyone gets scared even
the STRONGEST anti kaiju
fighter gets scared, right?

GIRLBOSS
do it, pussy 😈👿

CAT LOVER
who taught you that??

MOST HANDSOME
FYI, i am not scared 🙄

[NAME] THE SLAYER
PLEASEE??

MOST HANDSOME
HA you think i'd get swayed by
that?

[NAME] THE SLAYER

EGO SCARAcute as always, my dear

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EGO SCARA
cute as always, my dear

MOST HANDSOME
my next leave.

[NAME] THE SLAYER
??

MOST HANDSOME
let's recreate it on my
next leave 😒

CROISSANT
i ship it 🔥🗣️

LITERAL COOL KID
what about vice captain hoshina?

GRANDPA
with miss okonogi??

[NAME] THE SLAYER
👍
my bad, my tears accidentally
pressed it

GIRLBOSS
you're so real for that

GRANDPA
well now that we're done
i have a joke

GIRLBOSS
ah look at the time i still
have to train!

MOST HANDSOME
i have to train that idiot

EGO SCARA
i still have to accompany
m'dear haha

GRANDPA
miss okonogi?

[NAME] THE SLAYERR
retirement sounds good 😁

EGO SCARA
nope, m'dear [name]

GRANDPA
well before you go
my joke is this:

GIRLBOSS WENT OFFLINE
EGO SCARA WENT OFFLINE
LITERAL COOL KID WENT OFFLINE
AND OTHERS WENT OFFLINE

CHAPTER END !!

PS. DID Y'ALL MISS ME?? HAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 11K READS T-T AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUPER SHORT UPDATE BEEN TOO BUSY LATELY !!

KAIJU SECRET
• whenever hoshina's bored he'd automatically go to [name] and tell her about how his day went while [name] accidentally falls asleep due to exhaustion but, when it happens hoshina would tuck [name] to sleep.

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