Constance: Where are we?
Ricky: the twilight zone
*everyone gasps*
Ocean: oh my god Ricky sweetie you can talk
Ricky: well it certainly appears that way
Ocean: What's happening
Karnak: meet Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg Catch phrase
Ocean: *puts fist in the air* Democracy rocks *puts fist down looking shocked* what was that
Karnak: your catchphrase
Ocean: no I mean me moving against my own will
Karnak: In the interest of the expedition of time, I’ve taken the liberty
of choreographing a few of your moves in advance. Don’t bore us; get to the
chorus. Our time together is limited. But don't worry I can assure you that you're will is still yours.
Ocean: you said 'play' earlier what exactly are we playing a game or something?
Karnak: Ocean has selected game mode
*the choir groans in annoyance*
Ocean: WHAT NO GUYS I REALLY DIDN'T *sighs* what game
Karnak: a game with fabulous prizes like a stale pack of mints a deep fried hello kitty cupcake a Iron Maiden T-shirt still ripe of person that wore it
Ocean: Ew what's going on
Karnak: perhaps you might be interested in the grand prize ocean the most worthy contestant shall be brought back to live there live once again *a portal is revealed as the choir tries to go in and he covers it up*
The grand prize to live once again
Constance: that's way better than a hello kitty cupcake
Karnak: mean Constance Blackwood catchphrase
Constance: *does an embarrassed shrug* sorry
Ocean: why only one of us and not all of us
Karnak: sadly I've only ever possessed the power to bring one person back to life
Ocean: I take it you are the judge
Karnak: it appears Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg has used the 3 questions for this evening
*the choir groans annoyed once again*
Noel: EVEN IN DEATH I CAN'T ESCAPE HER she's followed me to the after life WELL PLAYED SATAN WELL PLAYED
Karnak: meet Noel Gruber aspiring poet catchhrase
Noel: *does gay pose then stops* being the only gay man in a small rural high school is kinda like having a laptop in the stone age I mean sure you can have one but there is no where to plug it in *gasps after he says that*
Ocean: but that isn't fair you never told me there were only 3 questions
Karnak: I believe I did after the fact
Mischa: *holding up phone* YOOOO I can't get any Wi-Fi up in this place
Karnak: meet Mischa Bachinski Ukrainian bad boy catchphrase
Mischa: *holding hat sadly* my gangsta persona is just armor to conceal that I am naked child wondering in the woods holding in my hands my fragile heart *jumps back* WOAHHHH that was wack
Ricky: A Wickidy Wack
Karnak: meet Richard Potts town dreamer catchphrase
Ricky: *holding up index finger* Level up *looks at hands confused*
Constance: wow Ricky you can really talk now
Ricky: that's nothing watch this *does something cool*
Constance: wow well this couldn't possibly get any weirder
Karnak: I'm under the belief that it always can allow me to introduce you to the mystery contestant *jane walks out at the choir sings Oooo*
Jane: Jane Doe is what the coroner said,
They found my body, not my head,
No parents came, and so they
Never learned…
My name, or who I used to be.
My life, an unsolved mystery.
From ashes I was made,
and ashes I return.
And so I walk alone and wonder why
*sings with the choir*
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
*all the kids stare in shock*
Constance: did anybody just pee themselves a little *the choir looks at her confused* me neither
Jane: *holds her doll out to Constance* would you like to brush my dolly's hair
Constance: *looks terrified* I'm really freaked out right now
Jane: would you like to know what really freaks me out
Constance: not ever at all really sorry
Karnak: Jane Doe catchphrase
Jane: *steps forward* when a lioness has children she stops making love to the lion the lion gets jealous sometimes so jealous he eats the children you'd think this would upset the lioness far from it they make love again like the children never existed I find that idea terrifying *steps back*
Constance: I'm going to stand a little farther away from you okay *walks away from Jane as she follows her*
YOU ARE READING
Ride The Cyclone Script
Humorscript ONLY FOR THE PRODUCTION MY GROUP DOES WITH THE RIGHTS (also we'll have a door bit curtains so anything with the curtains falling and rising will be us entering and leaving the door)
