Ocean: (singing) EVERY STORY... Every story's got a lesson a simple moral to be told although a tale might twist and turn
Choir: there's always something you can learn
Ocean: a nugget of solid wisdom
Choir: solid gold
Ocean: Constance solid improv lesson 76
Constance: RIGHT NOW?!?!!
Ocean: RIGHT NOW LESSON 76 THE CINDERELLA KID (they both make harp sounds with their mouth) AND SCENE BEHOLD I AM YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER WHAT IS WRONG
Constance: I feel depressed lately I don't know and unmotivated like I might even start doing or selling drugs
Ocean: Don’t do and or deal recreational drugs! You want to know my secret to a
purpose driven life?
Constance: you bet I do
Ocean: Make a “to do” list everyday. And make sure you do everything on that
Constance: OKAY
Ocean: see your already doing well at this good job
Constance: HAHAHA
Ocean: unlock the power of the positive
Constance: (air writing) To Do. Help the biker up the road make Crystal meth, so you can do and deal recreational drugs
Ocean: STOP STOP STOP WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT IT WASN'T WHAT I SCRIPTED FOR THIS SCENARIO AT ALL
Constance: I always thought that would be a funnier ending… like your motivational
motivator, accidentally motivated my character to… do more drugs…Like your character is all like “get motivated you!” and my character is all like
“Whatever you say motivational person” (nervous laughter) And then I go out and do all the drugs
in like…Oh, heroin, okay. Ooh, cocaine, if I must. Bath salts for everybody. (Ocean looks mad) You’re mad? Sorry, I’m still distracted. I’m still thinking about the time those two
boys hugged
Mischa: What?! Just ‘cause I am rock hard, real man doesn’t mean I have not seen all
eleven seasons of RuPaul's Drag Racer. Don’t even try to put Mischa Bachinski
in a box. Because I’ll always break out of that stuff quickly! Enough! Let’s get this
party started! Make money! Make Rain!
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Ride The Cyclone Script
Humorscript ONLY FOR THE PRODUCTION MY GROUP DOES WITH THE RIGHTS (also we'll have a door bit curtains so anything with the curtains falling and rising will be us entering and leaving the door)
