Karnak: Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg you are first
Ocean: *scared tone* why?
Karnak: alas If you didn't burn off those 3 questions at the start
Ocean: it's just when you look around the room I think Constance would be the best choice
Constance: you want me to go first?
Ocean: *forces her next to Karnak* if you insist Weird machine Constance and I are gonna tradesies
Karnak: no tradesies
Ocean: Well I’m happy about that actually. Sure, I’ll go first. I just want to say two
things…First, I don’t know how it is in your culture, but in ours, playing games
where peoples’ lives are on the table? Super illegal. Second, so inspiring. That a
man encased in a literal box, has learned to think outside of it.
Karnak: Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg, born December 22nd, Capricorn, the ambitious
nature. Favorite ride: the Bumper Cars. Ocean was born into a family of far left of
center humanists who moved to Northern Saskatchewan to live a carbon-free
lifestyle. The hemp needle-point sign above the household’s toilet read: “If it’s
yellow let it mellow, if it's brown… scoop it out with your hand and put it in the
compost”. Yet in between all the drum circles, Marxist parables, and cheese
sandwiches made of human breast milk… Ocean could never shake the feeling
she was the white sheep of her family. It was only at the age of eight, when she
found amongst her parents' record collection an album called “Up with
People”… the cloying positivity of this pro capitalist gaggle of teen crooners
brought tears to her eyes. Perhaps the peppiest thing Halliburton has ever
produced. High school president, straight A student, Ocean O’Connell
Rosenberg… the most successful girl in town.
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Ride The Cyclone Script
Humorscript ONLY FOR THE PRODUCTION MY GROUP DOES WITH THE RIGHTS (also we'll have a door bit curtains so anything with the curtains falling and rising will be us entering and leaving the door)
