Mischa: that was DOPE NOEL YOU WHERE MAD WICKED AWESOME
Ricky: yeah that was cool and I can sing now LEVEL UP
Ocean: as much as I support Noel's journey to become so romantic he kept talking about getting drunk
Jane: (has one hand on constance and sings) In an ally way
Constance: why me...(walks away from Jane and grabs Ocean for protection) well I liked the part where the two boys hugged
Mischa: what in my country it is natural for two boys to show affection by hugging (clears throat) not always in heels
Ocean: ours too
Constance: same with girls too
Ocean: but there is a difference between affection and romance
Noel: not in my Bible baby BONSOIR
Ocean: (sighs) so is everybody's song going to have bad topics in the chorus
Mischa: mine will only have bad things in chorus
Ocean: (groans in annoyance) how about you text your imaginary girlfriend
Mischa: I already told you there IS NO WI-FI little orphan idiot
(Constance giggles as ocean death stares her)
Constance: No (immediately changes moods and pretends to disagree with Mischa)
Ocean: Noel didn’t even talk about anything real. It was just a song about him wanting
to be an alcoholic in the old-fashioned days … what is even the moral in his
song anyway? What does it teach you? What’s the lesson?
Karnak: not every story has a lesson Ocean
Ocean: no everysto
YOU ARE READING
Ride The Cyclone Script
Humorscript ONLY FOR THE PRODUCTION MY GROUP DOES WITH THE RIGHTS (also we'll have a door bit curtains so anything with the curtains falling and rising will be us entering and leaving the door)
