Karnak: Ricky Potts born June 5th Favorite ride the Gravitron. Born with a rare degenerative disease, when
Richard lost his power of speech, the Potts family took a vow of silence; usually
communicating in a series of strange gestures that only they understood. The
only time they interacted with one another was when they read comics, or fed
the cats… they had fourteen cats.
From the time he was six years old and his knees began to buckle, Ricky was
treated to the most appalling cruelty humanity can muster, complete
indifference. Far from growing bitter, Ricky developed an elaborate playground
in his synapses, where became his own best friend. Ricky Potts the most imaginative boy in town.
Ricky: (SINGS) I’M JUST A SWINGIN’…
SPACE AGE
BACHELOR MAN! YOU MIGHT SEE BEFORE YOU
AN ORDINARY MAN
HA! AN EARTHLY ILLUSION
ALL A PART OF THE COSMIC PLAN!
YES, LONG AGO, THEY VISITED THOSE OTHERS FROM OUTER SPACE!
INFORMED ME I’M THE CHOSEN ONE
TO SAVE THE ZOLARIAN RACE!
It’s true. Listen…
(Clap, Clap)
Noel and Mischa: (as space cats) RICKY, WE ARE A DISTANT GALAXY
A GALAXY GREATLY IN NEED
OF YOUR GROOVE, YOU SINK-O-MATIC POWERS
YES WE NEED YOUR FREAK –TASTICSY
Ricky: THEY TOOK ME, TO THEIR
DAUGHTERS REALM
THE LAND OF THE KITTY CAT STAR
I KNOW YOU’VE HEARD THE
LEGENDS OF
THE REALLY HOT CAT WOMEN FROM
ZOLAR!
Girls: MEOW MEOW
Constance: JUST PLEASE KISS ME RICKY
Girls: MEOW MEOW
Ocean: WON'T YOU SAVE OUR GALAXY
Ricky: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY PLACE?
A MERE MORTAL MAN?
THE FATE OF A GALAXY BEFORE YOU
MILLIONS OF LIVES IN YOUR HAND?!
THE REAL HOT DAUGHTERS
OF THE REALM
ALL WANTING MY WARM LIPS
YOU’D NEVER GUESS THE
ROLE I PLAYED
IN ZOLARIAN HISTORY!
I’M JUST A SWINGIN’…
SPACE AGE…
BACHELOR MAN LET'S DANCE KITTIES (dances with the girls as they are dressed as cats)
Girls and Ricky:
MEOW
MEOW
MEOW
MEOW
MEOW
MEOW
MEOW
Girls: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Ricky: (spoken) it gets weird now (takes off clothes to reveal a super hero outfit)
Noel and Mischa: (as space cats) RICKY, YOU’VE KISSED OUR GREAT DAUGHTERS
YOU’RE OUR HERO, OUR SAVING GRACE
BUT NOW THERE IS A NEW CHALLENGE
FOR ZOLARIA TO FACE…
Ricky: (sung) FOR THEY’RE AT WAR
WITH K-9
COUNT DOG-U-LOUS!
Choir: THAT DUMB IDIOT!
Ricky: THE GENERALS ARE ALL
STANDING BY
Choir: TELL US RICKY SHOULD WE PULL THE SWITCH?? (Clap, Clap)
Girls: MEOW MEOW
Ricky: (spoken) Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!
Girls: MEOW MEOW
Ricky: I MEAN, WHY ARE THEY ASKING ME, I’M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER…I THOUGHT TOLD
THEM (sung) I’M JUST A SWINGIN’…
SPACE AGE…
BACHELOR MAN (spoken) AND SO I TOLD THEM (sung) I AM JUST A MAN
A SPACE AGE MAN, THAT’S ALL I AM
BUT I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND, ALL YOUR HANDS WHILE WE ALL KISS TONIGHT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO RULE THE
GALAXY BUT
OH TO HOLD YOU CLOSE
IT’S ENOUGH FOR ME
KISSING IN ZERO
GRAVITY-Y-Y-YA-OOOOO
YOU’RE MY CATNIP
YOU’RE THE MOST…
YOU’RE SUCH PRETTY, GRITTY
KITTIES
I WANNA BE, YOUR SCRA-
HATCHIN’ POST
LET ME BE, LET ME BE
LET ME BE…! (Spoken) INCREDIBLE. PEACE WAS RESTORED. I GUESS THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE A SWINGIN’…
SPACE AGE…
BACHELOR MAN!
SO I CAME BACK TO EARTH
TO SHOW YOU THE WAY
TO LEAD YOU PRETTY PEOPLE
TO A BRIGHTER DAY
WE CAN SAVE THE WHOLE
GALAXY
WITH LOVE FROM THE HEART!
AND REAL HOT CAT LADIES
IS WHERE WE GOTTA START!
YES, I CAME BACK TO THIS
ROCK!
WITH MY LOVE AND MY LIPS!
LADIES, YOU GOT WHAT I
WANT!
AND YOU KNOW I’VE GOT
WHAT YOU NEED!
CAUSE I’M A SWINGING!
SPACE AGE!
BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA…BACH! LOR! MAN! MEOW!
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Ride The Cyclone Script
Humorscript ONLY FOR THE PRODUCTION MY GROUP DOES WITH THE RIGHTS (also we'll have a door bit curtains so anything with the curtains falling and rising will be us entering and leaving the door)
