Truman set up some ear peices so they could all talk to each other from opposite sides of the pentagon. After all, a pentagon has 5 sides, enough for them all to cover one quadrant.
"Ready?" Nixon asked. "As we'll ever be," Obama replied. They all made eye contact with Trumpy, and with the nod of Biden's bald head, they took off. All the presidents began to run toward Trumpy. Trump turned towards the presidents.
"Ahh~," Trump hummed, "what a suprise to see you guys. It seems my trusty knife wasn't enough to get rid of you pests. Oh well, it seems I'll have to do THIS."
Trumpy threw some galvanized square steel at the group. "Split up gang," dumpyton commanded. The presidents all went seperate ways.
Nixon took the first hit, and he jumped towards Donald's Dumpy but was missed by an asshair. Donald turned and smacked him away with the bots hand. He went flying but luckily hit a soft pole. Or maybe the pole wasn't soft. His ass might've acted as a crash pad. But who cared.
Truman was horrible at combat, but he took a swing anyway. Obviously, he missed. He took insult to the fact that Trump didn't even dodge. He just sucked at aiming. Explained why he never made it into the toilet.
Dumpyton ran to Truman's quadrant.
"Launch me, Daddy," Dumpyton commanded. "Of course, my scrumdillyumptious kitten," Truman said.
Truman took off his juicy couture thong and used it to launch Dumpyton towards Trump. Dumpyton landed on a spot on the bots back that trumpy couldn't reach.
Biden decided to squirt on the bot.
PSSCHHHHHHHHH
DAMN IT! He had waterproofed the bot. "Gyatt dayum, Biden boo." Trump laughed, mocking the Baldy once again.
Obama saw that Biden began to get flustered. "Hey! UA! Joe biden is NOT A MONSTER!!" And with that, Obama pulled out Midas' drum gun from Fortnite chapter 2, season 2, and began to rapidly shoot at the bot. Some bullets deflected, others missed, but some managed to land a good mark.
"DADDY! I mean, OBAMA!! You'll hit Dumpyton. Be careful!!" Biden remarked.
However, when they both looked, dumpyton was no longer on the bot. He was inside.
"What's he doing," Nixon said, "he's going to get his ass killed!"
"No, no, let him cook," Truman replied.
Dumpyton made his way to the control panel, where Donald dump controlled the mech. "Donald.." dumpyton spoke.
Donald turned around. "How did you get in here?"
"Donald... we're your friends. Whatever you need, we got it. Please just stop this madness.
"You don't know half of what you're saying. Go on, tax the liberals 50% more on their McDonalds burgers! But they CARE. They post on their tickity toc, complaining and screaming, "Boycott!!" and we lose revenue."
"That doesn't matter, Donald. None of this does. Just power off the bot, and we'll work this out... together."
"Get out."
"No."
"Fine then you cheeked up son of a bitch, I'll make you!"
"Donald... what do you-"
Donald slammed his orange hand onto a big red button. The words?
S E L F
D E S T R U C T
Dumpyton gasped. "Trumpy, why" he chocked, tears beggining to fill his eyes.
"So I could do this," he smirked, pressing an "eject" button.
The others watched as Trump was launched out of the bot, landing on Wonder Woman's invisible jet they hadn't noticed before.
Just then, the bot exploded.
"DUMPYTON" they all cried out in unison.
"LAST WORD EZ SUCKERS" Trump laughed, taking off.
The presidents ran to what remained of the Transformer. Ashes upon ashes. They finally found Dumpy's body.
"DUMPY.... dumpyton please talk to us."
"Dumpy..?"
"The body is still warm😈🤤"
They all looked at Nixon in disgust; he was not invited to the next cook out.
"Go," dumpyton mustered out, "you. You can still catch... him.."
"No! No! We'll get Abrababe here he'll revive you!!"
"He can't," Dumpyton gasped out.
"Why not," Biden said, now teary eyed.
"P-p-plot convenience..."
Biden covered his face, now fully sobbing. Obama hugged him tightly. Dumpyton was gone. They needed revenge. No longer for America, but for them.
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♡ Presidential Feelings • Biden × Trump × Obama ♡
FanfictionJoe Biden has always been a shy Omega. When he takes office for the first time, he can't help but admire the previous president before him. However, life isn't as perfect as he had planned it to be. Who really is Trump? Follow along with this Sati...
