The presidents were stunned. Their pookie wookie Putin was under attack. "What does he mean by... not human??" Biden gulped, "Like, taco people??"
"No, he means aliens," Obama anxiously said. "Thats what I said?" Biden questioned. "Not illegal aliens, real aliens.. from space," Truman said with a shaky voice. "Oh my gyatts, is britian okay?" Nixon questioned. "We'll have to find out. Somebody call the queen, NOW," Truman ordered. Biden had the queen, his bestie, on speed dial. They had been friends since kindergarten way back in 2000 BC.
"Hey girlie pop," Biden said. "Ello original gangster, how you been?" The queen replied. "Okay so I'm gonna cut straight to it," Biden said, but the queen cut him off. "The aliens, yes yes I know, they're rather nice. I'm chit chatting with them over some tea," the queen said, then began to whisper "they think I'm the world's leader, take that bi-atch" the queen said, laughing. Biden just frowned. "Would've been me, but I'm not at the Whitehouse," Biden remarked. "You wish. Anyways, I've got to hang up, they're bringing out Alien twister, toodaloo!" The queen hung up.
Biden whispered under his breath, "that little slu-" "WOAH THERE, That's my queen you're talking about!" Nixon gasped. "How long until area 51?" Truman asked. "Not long, the GPS says 4 hours, which would've been shorter if we haven't stopped. Truman, get me Dumpy's stats again." Obama ordered. "He's still the same as beforehand, but his cholesterol is a bit... sus. I think he ate something?" Truman pondered.
"Either way, we have some time to kill. Who's down for some truth or dare?"
"ME ME, I'LL GO FIRST. Hmmm, Obamna, truth or dare !" Nixon excitedly spoke.
"Hrm. To start off simple, truth," Obama replied.
"Teehee, which president had the biggest willy. I know you've seen them all," Nixon giggled.
"Oh jeez. Uhm, let's just say the 36th president might've had a 36 incher aswell," Obama smirked. "Uhm, Truman, truth or dare."
"Let's get lit up in here, dare," Truman smiled.
"I dare you to call your crush right now," Obama grinned.
"Oh em gee nooo, truth please."
"You have to."
"Ugh, fine," Truman pulled out his phone and began to dial. "Voicemail, you'll neved know who it is I guess," Truman sighed.
"That's real BRATTY 💚," Biden rolled his eyes.
"Since you wanna talk, Biden, Truth or dare," Truman asked.
"Uhm, Truth," Joe blushed.
"Who's hotter, Obama or Trump," Truman flashed his eyebrows.
"Omg! Uhm. Obama..." Joe blushed harder.
Obama got really nervous. "You... think so?" Obama questioned. "Yeah, I'm starting to regret being the only person you haven't slept with," Biden got bold. "Woah who is this DIVA 💜," Obama smirked. "Uhm, I don't wanna play this game anymore you gays are scaring me," Nixon embarassingly smiled.
"Nuh uh, you're the only one who hasn't gone. Nixon, truth or dare," Biden asked.
"Truth!," The british chav said.
"Are you gay for Harry Styles," Biden laughed.
"Ah," Nixon got red, as he turned the radio up. The rest of the presidents laughed. They totes shipped it. The car ride began once more. Area 51, here they come.
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♡ Presidential Feelings • Biden × Trump × Obama ♡
FanfictionJoe Biden has always been a shy Omega. When he takes office for the first time, he can't help but admire the previous president before him. However, life isn't as perfect as he had planned it to be. Who really is Trump? Follow along with this Sati...
