(A/N ; Sorry this part is late. I had girls over n couldn't let them see I had wattpad 🥰)
Biden took the map out of his limited edition Dora backpack. "HOLA AMIGOS! WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR TODAY? " the map yelled in excitement. "You see that bot over there," Biden questioned. "The massive one being controlled by the annoying orange? WHAT ABOUT IT!" The map smiled. "Find the kill switch," Biden said, "I installed it, but I forgot where."
"Woah Biden boo you're a fucking genius. I could kiss you right now," Obama said. "I would but you're chocolate colored," Biden scoffed.
The map began calculating. "AH, I see it now! The kill switch is just in the asscrack!" The map celebrated. "Does this mean I can come out of your seggs dungeon!"
"Sorry Amigo, I still need you." Biden put the map back into his backpack, muffling the maps screams.
"Okay, but how will we get into the asscrack??" Nixon asked.
"Why did you put the kill switch in the asscrack...?" Biden questioned
"I'm choosing to ignore that question. Nixon to answer you imstead, I have no fcking clue. Ask your little boy toy or something," Biden concluded.
"I'm right here baka!!" Truman blushed, "and Nixon is NOT my sigma."
The presidents remained silent. Nixon was totally his sigma but who cares.
"Anyways. Is the kill switch a button or lever?" Truman asked.
"A button. Get it, butt-on. I'm fcking hilarious," Biden chuckled.
"According to my calculations, if we smack the bots ass it should click the button, resulting in 100% success!" Truman exclaimed.
"According to my calculations 🤓," Dumpyton teased.
"Truman you sexy mole rat you're a genius," Obamna smirked. "Fellas, let's smack some ass!"
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♡ Presidential Feelings • Biden × Trump × Obama ♡
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