On the way to Mount Rageous John Dory had insisted on practicing reaching the perfect family harmony more. It was basically what they had done at the vacay island but with Clay now.Because singing wasn't your forte you just sat down on the couch waiting for the show to start.
John had also told Branch that he needed to wear something else and handed him something you couldn't quite see. Branch seemed annoyed by John's request but went into the bathroom anyway to change.
You wonder what it could be that he was putting on. Maybe something from his band days like a puffer jacket or well something along those lines.
Hopefully it wouldn't be something weird. John's destions weren't always the best.
Once you hear the door open you look up at Branch only to regret it when you see him in a god damn diaper with blue tinted glasses.
You didn't know whether to laugh or be scared.
"Oh my god. Branch sweetheart, why in god's name are you wearing that?" you say from where you were sitting.
Branch huffed out in frustration, "John thought it would be a good idea to wear exactly what I was wearing the first time we tried the perfect harmony."
John looked up from where he was standing, "oh perfect Branch. Come over and stand here, we're gonna start now."
Branch rolled his eyes so hard that you half expected them to fall out.
Poor Branch.
The music started as soon as they got to their proper prostitution and began harmonizing like before.
From what you could see they were doing pretty well, staying in sync with one another or missing a move but John was still irritated with them.
"Stop. Stop. Timeout. Let's do it again from the top." he paced back and forth.
You leaned over your knees and waited to see what John was gonna criticize them about.
"Spruce, I want some smolder in those eyes." he called out to him. "Clay, you're being too stiff. We need some sillier robot. Bitty B, maybe a smaller diaper."
"If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it." Branch said dangerously.
"That's why I don't wear one of those. It's a hard fit to pull off." said Tiny driving.
"I don't think you should wear one at all." you lay down on the chair.
"Really great note, John Dory. Super helpful. Thanks. Thanks. Now I have a creative note for you. Stop being bossy!" Clay yelled.
Your head perked up at the sudden yelling.
"What? I'm not being bossy. I'm helping us be better." John defended himself.
"No. No, dude." Clay snapped back at him, "You're forcing us to be perfect, just like you always have, so we can hit the perfect family harmony."
John was baffled "Yeah. For Floyd."
"Is it?" accused Bruce "Or is this all just so you can tell people what to do again?"
"Wha What?" John choked out.
Poppy stepped in "Guys, guys. This isn't helpful right now. How about we take five?"
Poppy's idea went over their heads as the fighting started to blur into more yelling and snarky remarks. They were bickering and arguing like literal children. All except Branch who watched them fall apart.You stand up with your arms crossed, "Come on everyone, why are you all fighting like idiots?" you say to them. "We're trying to save someone, not insult each other."
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Trolls band together x human reader
AventuraNow that you, Poppy and Branch have saved all Trolls twice it's time To go on your last adventure together To save Branch's family. This is a sequel to my other two books. Go check them out on my profile. There will be some cursing in this.