Chp 26. The calm before the catastrophe

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Survey Corps HQ, Night, 2 weeks later

Harold (Survey corps soldier): This may be a special night, but we don't need the public knowing our plans. So, behave like the disciplined soldiers you are

Connie: What? no way... Is that...? it is. It's meat...

(y/n): This... is real...?

Sasha: Am I dreaming?

Harold: Alright. Here's to the re-taking of Wall Maria. A toast! Huh? Wait!

A fucking battle royale started, everyone wanted to eat even if it's a little piece of meat

Soldier: Calm down! Everyone'll get some, okay?

Soldier 2: Hey! A piece that big counts as two!

Soldier 3: You're crazy!

Soldier 4: Well, I'm worth two of you on the battlefield, so I think I should get your portion!

Soldier: Like hell!

With you...

Sasha were devouring the meat. Connie was doing a Rear Naked Choke to Sasha

Jean: What the hell do you think you're doing, potato girl? No way are we gonna let you pull this shit!

Connie: Drop the meat, Sasha. C'mon! I really don't wanna have to kill you!

Jean snatched the meat from Sasha's mouth

Jean: You can't eat the whole thing alone, you pig!

Sasha bite his hand

Jean: AAAAAAAGH!!!! YOU'RE EATING ME! MY HAND! MY HAND!

Connie: Sasha! That meat is Jean!

(y/n): SASHA! YOU LEAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE! THAT MEAT MUST BE MINE!

A bright red sphere appeared on your finger

(y/n): CURSED TECHNIQUE REVER-!!!!

Sasha also bite your hand

(y/n): AAAAAGH!!! HOW THE FUCK IS SHE SURPASSING THE INFINITY!!! THAT PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! AAAAAAGH!!!!

Connie: Sasha! WE DON'T EAT OUR FRIENDS, OKAY!?

Marlo (ex-MP, scout): What, does the Scout Regiment never get any meat? Really that's just sad-

Sasha punched his nose

Mikasa: Connie, would you just knock her out already?

Sasha started punching Mikasa

Connie: I'm trying! it's like her mind's shut down, but she's still moving somehow!

(y/n): SHE'S A DEVIL! A MONSTER!

Connie and you managed to knock her off and tie her

(y/n): *sighs* that should do it...

Connie: She finally wore herself out. Jeez, can you believe this freak? It's crazy to think that she once offered to share meat with everybody

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