"Did that pink thing just call me... Mommy? "
Kenji Sato x Kenma! Reader
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .
In which close 'friends' only have each other to rely on.
Join us as Kenji Sato's dream of having children with Y/N come true in a very unexpected w...
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐑, with Kenji sleeping on his side peacefully while he had his arms wrapped around you.
You yawned quietly as you gently pryed his arms off of you, struggling when he held on tighter.
"Nooonnn.. Don't goooo.. " He said in his sleep, pulling you closer and tangling his leg around yours making you sigh, knowing he won't be able to let go soon. You looked up.
𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘱, 𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘱
"Uh.. Kenji- " You shook the man frantically without tearing your eyes from above.
"Kenji... Kenji! " You shook him much more violently now, making him jolt awake.
"Wha-What- eugh. " His face scrunched in disgust as he raised his hand to touch the slimy substance on his cheek.
"What the hell is this-" he looked up to see a big blob of Kaiju saliva before he rolled away with you under him.
"Oh my god- " You panicked as some of it went into your hair making your legs wobble.
"My hair! " You complained and violently combed your hair with your fingers to get the saliva away. Not noticing the man behind you who had it much worse since he probably tasted some of it.
"Ew, ew, EUGH EW! " He exclaimed and tried wiping the saliva? off of his face.
Kenji watched you doing everything you can to get the slime off your hair, almost making you bald if he didn't help.
"N/N, please just wash it off or you'll make yourself bald. " he grumbled before transforming. You running to the elevator frantically without looking back.
"Ugh." Kenji groaned as he grabbed the chirping baby by her nape, him turning his head away in disgusting.
"Oh that's disgusting. " He said and took the lid that was on the floor and looked at the baby in his hand.
Big mistake.
𝘉𝘓𝘌𝘎𝘏
The baby splashed a horrendous amount of saliva on his face.
"OH GOD-" He said and quickly placed the baby in the tube before sealing it with the lid.
"IT'S SO BAD. " He exclaimed as he gagged before detransforming.
Once he landed, his hands rested on his knees as he coughed and gagged. Not noticing you walking towards him while blow drying your hair.
"Oh yeah, don't you have a game today? " You asked, almost startling him before he realized what you said.
"After last night? Yeah no way we're gonna play. " He said as he still gagged, before Mina floated closer to the both of you and showed a hologram of the Giant's coach.
"We've determined that despite the battle, the stadium is safe and will continue to play the game. "
Mina closed the hologram as you groaned, while Kenji scoffed and nodded.
"Of course~, of course we're still playing the game! " He dragged off sarcastically and stood up straight, walking towards you as you turned off your blow drier and held your waist to bury his face in the crook of your neck as you brushed your hair.
"We can't exactly leave her alone.. " You said as you threw the brush somewhere before Mina spoke up.
"What are we going to do about this, Ken? " Mina said as a robotic hand appeared from the floor which held his and your jacket.
"WE aren't going to do anything about this, Mina. " He said and put on his jacket and snatched yours from the robot's hand and placed it over your shoulders. "YOU are going to figure something out. Get creative, Mina! " he exclaimed as he held your waist as both of you were walking backwards.
"You are a state-of-the-art supercomputer! " He continued before walking with you to the elevator and Mina floating towards the tube where the baby started to whine seeing her mom and dad walk away.
"Science tells that this is not healthy for children. " Mina said as you watched her play a children's video, smiling when you saw the baby's find perk up and immediately get hypnotized as her hands fell to her side robotically.
"Ah, TV. The ultimate baby sitter. " You said and almost fell down when Kenji nearly tripped on a step since he was holding your waist and you both went into the elevator.
"Just not this crap all day, 'kay? We don't want her getting hooked to that stupid song. " He said and bent down a bit as the elevator door closed. Leaving you and Kenji alone.
".. Kenji, Dad called earlier. "
A grin appeared on his face at the mention of his father figure.
"Really? What's he say? " He asked, and leaned closer to you in curiosity.
You looked up at him, and the next words you said made his eyes widen.
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"𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲. "
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