CONTENT WARNING: GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE, GORE (kind of??), MENTIONS OF DEATH/THE ACT OF DYING
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Channeling My Inner Joey Valance & Brae
Even though General Disarray left, that uneasy feeling kept resurfacing. It made your head hurt. Like you were supposed to remember something, but the memory was still fuzzy.
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You shook your head, Doesn't matter. If I can't sleep then I just need to break the fuck out of here.
You dusted yourself off, biting back a wince at the pain shooting across your body when you did so, and summoned your Halo Energy Sword from your inventory. It was a new weapon you crafted before heading over to Tolkien's that night; you never thought you would have to use it so soon. Plus, the Diamond Sword was considered a mid-tier weapon while the Energy Sword ranked higher, anyway. It would probably deal more damage than the other just based on that. Given your physical condition at the moment, it was looking like your best bet.
But it seems you wouldn't need to use it after all.
You started hearing out of nowhere and immediately assumed the worst. Of course, you were right. You met eyes with a disgruntled General Disarray opening the door. His face contorted in anger when you made eye contact, meanwhile, your face filled with panic.
"You escaped!?"
Your body was frozen. After everything he did to you, how could it move?
Disarray growled at your lack of response. His fist reeled back and he rushed forward. In your panic, your Legend of Zelda shield appeared in front of you to block your battered form from his enraged one.
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"You bitch!"
He hit your shield a few more times, but it only bounced back against his fists. You were sure his split knuckles reopened from the number of times and how hard he was hitting your shield.
But you also didn't want to counterattack. You just wanted to get away from him, if at all possible. So far, no dice. You didn't have a choice.
You held your hand up to the shield, planting your feet in preparation, and shoved as hard as you could. Disarray tumbled backward and fell flat on his ass with a scream. You took the opportunity to jump over him and run.
You spun on your heels when he let out an enraged shout, just barely dodging the flow of lavafied Lego bricks being shot at you. You weren't sure if that and his inhuman strength was the extent of his powers, or if he had a few more tricks up his sleeve. Frankly, you could live in peace without ever finding out.
"What the hell! Are you trying to kill me?"
"Silly question, Echo! Of course I am!"
You scoffed at the use of your alias, "That was cringy as hell, dude."
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