Better days (JJxOC)

The best day

„I'm just saying. I don't get it," I told Penelope while hanging out in her office.

„Maya, what is there to get? You want the ice cream or not?" She asked me.

„What does it mean it's birthday cake flavored?" I asked for the fifth time spinning in my chair.

„One, stop doing that," she said stopping my chair, „And second, just take the ice cream."

„Birthday cake can be any flavor. It doesn't make sense. Therefore I won't be eating it," I said taking a spoon and shoving it in my mouth.

„They should lock you up and never let you out, my beautiful, weird friend," Penelope said patting my shoulder.

„I was supposed to be sent away, but they forgot to come and get me," I told her taking another spoonful of ice cream.

„Wait. Seriously?" She asked.

I raised my eyebrows, „Penelope! No."

„Okay, okay," she said putting her hands up, „Hey, you heard that Hotch got in some mess with the higher ups, right?"

I nodded taking shoving another spoonful of ice cream into my mouth. I raised my eyebrows at her to continue.

„How do you feel about it?" She asked, taking the ice cream from me.

„Hey!" I exclaimed before answering her question, „Uh, I mean I'm not happy that he's like in trouble."

„But?" She asked eating some.

„Karma's a relaxing thought," I said with a small smile.

„I can relate to that," I heard my sister's voice coming from behind me.

I span around in my chair, „You relate to me?"

„I mean, if I can't relate to you anymore then who am I related to?" She said sitting on the arm of my chair.

Emily took the ice cream, „What flavor?"

„Birthday cake," Penelope replied smiling.

„Birthday cake?" Emily furrowed her eyebrows, „Birthday cake can be any flavor. It doesn't make any sense."

„I said that!" I exclaimed and looked to Pen, „I told you so, PG"

„I hate both of you so much my fine furry friends," Garcia said taking the ice cream away from Emily.

„Hey," my sister said taking it back," I was eating that."

Penelope gave up and just turned back to her computers. Few moments later she turned back to us.

„Do you people need something?" She asked us.

„Entertainment," Emily said trying to push me out of the chair.

„Back off!" I pushed her back.

„You back off," Emily said.

„ I was here first!" I told her wrestling her for the chair.

„I was born first," she said bumping me with her shoulder.

„Children!" Penelope chimed in, „If you break something I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes."

„Emily will pay," I said, „She didn't get cut off. Yet."

„Said a girl who just bou-" Emily started but I put my hand over her face.

„Shut your big mouth for gods sake," I said in an over exaggerating manner.

„Fine, then I'll tell JJ," Garcia said proudly.