I sat down at the table.
"Is everyone here?" Quan Chi asked.
"Yes, Quan Chi." Shao Kahn said. "Now, what is this exciting news you have to tell us?" Shao Kahn asked.
"I have successfully found a way for Zeix to get back home to her reality." Quan Chi announced.
Everyone gasped and then smiled big.
"Quan Chi, this is excellent news!" Shao Kahn said.
"And due to this being Zeix's last dinner with us, I have requested Shang Tsung cook something so that Zeix can insult his cooking one last time for us." Quan Chi said.
The maids came out and handed us another God awful meal Shang Tsung cooked.
"Oh, no. Oh, b- you've done it this time! OH, YOU'VE DONE CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE WITH THIS ONE!!! I'M ABOUT TO PULL A MIKE TYSON OUT MY THROAT AND HIT YOU WITH AN UPPERCUT 'CAUSE what you doin' to me!? You don't want him to suffer, you just want him to go slowly, don't you? Let's start with that fish."
I pointed my hand at it.
"What the fuck is FINDING FUCKING NEMO DOIN' ON THAT PLATE!?!? GET HIS HALF DEAD ASS BACK IN THE OCEAN!!! OoOH!!! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YOU CALL butta? That's butta without the 'b'. That's just 'utta. And dem ain't grits. THAT'S LAND!!! THAT IS A PILE OF SAND!!! And dem ain't eggs, dem oogs. Dem a couple of raw oogs! LOOKIN' ASS!!! First of all, you wrong for this and you know you is. And second, I DON'T WANT NO NEANDERTHAL AND YOU COOKIN' LIKE YOU JUST DISCOVERED FIRE!!!"
Everyone began laughing.
"That was the best one so far!" Sheeva said.
"God, Zeix. You're a genius." Shao Kahn said.
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Zeix and Family Part One: Mortal Kombat 9
FanfictionSchool ends and summer begins, but after falling down a well that was a secret portal to the Mortal Kombat 9 universe, Zeix wakes up in Ourworld. With no way back home, she slowly befriends Shao Kahn and his servants. But here's the issue: the tourn...
