Zeix and Family Part One: Mortal Kombat 9

Chapter Eight: Scorpion

I went to the fighting ring and Shang Tsung began to speak.

"Kombatants! The next match will now begin!" Shang Tsung announced.

Scorpion summoned himself in front of all of us.

"Scorpion! Spectre of the Netherrealm! Resurrected by the sorcerer, Quan Chi!" Shang Tsung introduced. "Who among you is worthy of this challenge?" Shang Tsung asked.
"Where is the Lin Kuei, Sub-Zero? He killed my family and clan. I will have his head!" Scorpion asked.
"Uh, bitch, no he didn't." I thought.

Raiden began to speak quietly.

"I accept the-"
"BITCH, NO YOU MAY NOT." I said in my true demon voice, making Kung Lao stay still.

I walked up to the fighting ring.

"I accept this challenge. And you better give me a hella hard time, bitch. I have an emperor to impress!" I said as I threw my pocket-formed scythe into the air.

Shang Tsung sighed as he placed his head in his hand.

"This child is causing nothing but chaos." I heard Shang Tsung think.

I chuckled.

"Fuck the Lin Kuei, you face the daughter of Lucifer." I said as I caught my scythe.
"You will regret your impulsiveness." Scorpion said.

Scorpion ran up to me and he tried to punch me but I gave him an ultimate bitch slap. I began to sing one of my favorite GWAR songs, Crack in the Egg in Oderus Urungus' voice as I began to kick his ass.

"The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
In the bowels of your
Earth it was grown
Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
Now the time is right for birth
And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth
What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot
Crack in the egg
Crack in the egg
The time is right
Crack in my pipe
Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before last calamity
There is but one way to give the egg life
Murder the innocent souls
Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed
Their skulls are fashioned into bowels
You masses of humans are gagging in glee
Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me
If you're really lucky
I'll vomit on thee
I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee
Sunder your forms with my withering hacks
Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks
Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack
I got a bunch of them here in my sack
I slaughtered your daughters,
I mangled your sons
If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come
The end of your race,
we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower
We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and
Beef the midwife
But it takes so long, how can I cut slack
Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg
Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child?
Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby
We infected his being with evil drugs
So he would grow up and be a thug
Destroy the planet, the world he will mug
The human race will die and we will just shrug"

Scorpion landed on his back.

"Thought I told you to give me a hard time." I said.

Scorpion slowly got up and he took a deep breath. I looked at Shang Tsung.

"Let him go again. He deserves a re-do." I said to him "You all are welcome for that performance." I said as I walked back to the other kombatants.
"Ugh. Fuck." Scorpion whispered as he tried to catch his breath.
"Who was that you were singing as?" Kitana whispered.
"Ever heard of GWAR?" I asked her.

She shook her head no.

"You're in for a treat later." I said with a smile.

Scorpion stood up straight.

"I demand Sub-Zero!" Scorpion said to Shang Tsung.

Shang Tsung grunted when he successfully ripped off the titanium off his lips. He threw it to the side. He cleared his throat.

"You will demand nothing!" Shang Tsung said. "Night Wolf!" He announced.

Night Wolf walked up to Scorpion.

"Your aggression is misplaced." Night Wolf said.
"What do you know about my past?" Scorpion asked.
"You are not the only one whose people have been victimized." Night Wolf said.

He walked to his spot.

"I have found new purpose in serving the Spirits. I do not cling to the past." Night Wolf said.
"Bitch, I try to do the same shit but you know, BPD lol." I thought to myself.
"You no longer seek retribution? You dishonor your kind." Scorpion said. "I will honor the memory of my fallen." He finished.

Scorpion and Night Wolf began to fight. Some time passed and Scorpion won.

"The Spirits have forsaken you, Shaman." Scorpion said.
"An impressive restart." Shang Tsung said.

Scorpion looked at Shang Tsung.

"You waste my time, sorcerer." Scorpion said as he lit his fist aflame.
"Restraint, Scorpion." Quan Chi said.

Scorpio was silent before lowering his fist and sighing.

"You will fight Sub-Zero soon enough, Scorpion." Shang Tsung said.

He stood up and walked away with Quan Chi following him. The kombatants began to leave and Scorpion looked down at the ground. Raiden began to walk up to him but I stopped him with my hand.

"Let me do this." I said.

I walked up to Scorpion.

"Scorpion, I understand your want for revenge. But Night Wolf is right. There other ways you can find peace." I said.
"Sub-Zero deserves death." Scorpion said.

I sighed.

"It's not Sub-Zero you want." I said in Volatile and walked away.