Dr. Eggman meets the Smiling Friends (REAL)

SMILING FREAKS 👅👅👅👅👅

LMFAAOAOO ITS 2AM DAWG I NEEDA GO TO BED I UAVE TO SEE AN OBGYN IN THE MORNING
nvm they canceled

I ain't sleeping we got peak to go through

im.nevever gettinga job digital footprint coming 4 me bbgs

anyways let's begin 😈😈😈😈😈

Dr Eggman was being FUCKING STUPID and ducked up another machine of his, he gets really angry and calls in his robot assistants scratch and grounder I ALMOSY SAID GROUDON HEEELLPPP "okay you two fucks take these scrap parts and do something with em idk" he said angrily as he put the fucked yp parts in scratchs arms before returning to his work. "errrmmm...should we tell em vro?" scrach said sheering his attention to grounder who was just there I guess idk "no, not now, if we bring up anything to him right now he'll flip out" grounder responded, looking back at Eggman who was tryna make another machine with his ass out and about cause ITS AOSTH EGGMAN THAG WAS THE GAG WITH HIM!!!!!!!! IM going nuts

"ah okay buddy" scratch replied back, throwing the pieces of metal elsewhere before leaving the room to do something else I guess, grounder follows shortly behind rolling a damn blunt lol. Eggman gets angry again after realizing he fucked up his machine again because he sucks he does anything but get that hedgehog brah LOCK IN FUCKTARD. "I will never make this machine!!!! it's hopeless man" Eggman said after taking apart the robot thing again, looking at it disapprovingly like a high school teacher seeing a kid pull out a whole jug of milk and drinking it and pouring it everywhere. he starts to think to himself about something, he has not been very happy lately....but he dismissed it to just hating his robot lmao. after he takes apart the robot and puts the parts elsewhere he settles down and listens to his music i guess "finally for some good music.." he said before playing goodies by ciaria cause brahs a freak LMAAOAOA

after some time I don't know I'm bad at time skips chat my bad gang, sxrach and grounder come in with something for Eggman "hey boss we've noticed you have not been happy lately, so we found this number lmao, we don't gotba clue where these guys are located so just give give a call i guess idfk your decision" scratch said to Eggman before giving him something with a phone number on it, Eggman inspected it for a long 927373839383838383 minutes before a light bulb went off and he decided to call them "thanks scratch" Eggman said before finding his phone with HIS ASS OUT STILL GYAATAT DAMN I hate myself...

grounder watched bro as his ass went everywhere with every movement WHY THD FUCK WAS THIS AJ ONGOING JOKE IN YHAT SHOW the writers were freaks. anyways Eggman eventually found his phone and dialed the number, the phones rang a comically long time before somebody answered, this person answering would be none other than the ugly ass bitch Mr boss. "hellooooo what can I do for u bbg" he said over the phone to Eggman, Eggman tweaks out for a solid 5 seconds before returning with an answer. "uhm....who is this....." he said very nervously ong so silly kawaii NO ABSOLUTELY NOT HELLE "this is smiling friends we help people smile" the boss said over the phone joyous than ever for some reason why vro always so joyous "ah okay well, in that case I have not been very happy with my life because I can't build a DUMH ROBOT despite having an IQ of 300 and being so big megamind big brain" Eggman ranted to the boss over the phone "ahh alrighty, I'll see what I can do for ya babygirl" the boss then hung up tje phone and began plotting maliciously I think idk

Eggman also hung up and began to think about it, he's gonna go see them in person who he knows he's not being fucked with. he don't trust scratch and grounder thanks to them one time giving him a bombastic wedgie that hurt so bad it made him explode. so he decides to set off to see the smiling friends. he gets to his weird form of transport I love sonic to death but idk what it's called still and gets in it and starts leaving his lab and basically the entirety of mobius I think idfk lmao. scratch and grounder watch this from a distance and are flabbergasted "do you think he took the number and called??" grounder said looking up at scratch, scratch looked down and thought for a second. "yeah I think he did lol" he responded. they looked at. each other for a few minutes before grounder pulled the failure of a robot chicken closer and kissed him passionately and evilly, they then engaged in a certain not family friendly activity that is NOT sex because that's very weird use your imagination