Emo High

100% Gay

Me and Mikey arrived early to school for once.
There were people wearing fishnets and all sorts of colors, they were also walking weirdly. They were walking like a woman. And all of the girl students weren't at school for some reason.

I came into the class and started finishing up some homework from yesterday, all of the sudden the door opened and Frank ran to our desks.

"You need to change now!" He said urgently.

"What?"

He pulled me up from the chair and guided me to the back of the school.

He had brought his backpack with him, he unzipped the backpack and pulled out neon purple fishnets, ripped jeans and a crop top.

"Wear these." He said, his hand offering me the clothes.

"Uh, yeah no..."

He rolled his eyes.

"hurry up if you don't I'll bite your dick"

"Jesus!"

(I ain't writing allat)

After I slid on everything I told Frank he could turn around.

"What's the point of this anyway?" I asked him.

"We need to look as gay as possible." He told me while trying to fix my hair to look "gay"

"But, why?"

"On Wednesdays, we become gay." He said seriously.

"Oh!"

Frank picked up his backpack and swung it on his back. "Okay we should go now, we need to meet up with ray and your brother"

We ran into the school doors again to see Vic, a guy named kellin, the same Jaime guy from yesterday and some dude named Tony circling around ray and Mikey.

Kellin was squinting his eyes at Mikey.

"Really, how gay are you if you don't have the purple rainbow homosexual lipstick? Ya know it's THE fashion statement." He was apparently the leader, seeing as he was in front of all of them.

We went to join Mikey and ray.

"Do you even have the new Orgasm Pussy ribbon 3.0 high heels?" I asked them.

"No... why?" Kellin said looking me up and down.

I was admiring my nails to seem uninterested.

"Because if you don't wear heels then your not really as gay as you think you are, imagine not having even the minimal requirement of 69 Heels. I should've known you were too gay to be true."

"N-no your lying! I am way more zestier than you!!" He said.

"Yeah, your just a sad straight loser who will never be as femboy cute e/kitten as us." Vic piped up.

Mikey crossed his arms.
"Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
why now are you pulling on my dick!?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch!
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice listen up BIATCH!"

Moment of silence.....

The Tony guy looked at us as if we were dogs with rabies. "Okay I think you won the gay battle FOR NOW.... We aren't giving up that easily...."

"YES MIKEY I LOVE YOU"

"FUCK YEAH!!"

"WE ARE GAY!!!"

we all hugged Mikey and went on about our day.

Everything was homosexual up until lunch time.

Me and the gang were eating our meal when "gay zesty foot lickers" (what Vic, kellin, Jaime and Tony were calling themselves) came up to us.