Emo High

Ms. Bludclot on fire!

"Hello students! Hope you brought your soul to school, because today we are gonna learn how fire works!" Ms. Bludclot exclaimed.

I don't know how teachers do it, how the hell do you wake up at 7:00 AM and have the energy to be happy? It's none of my business anyway.

The whole class started groaning painfully loud.

"Ah ah ah! I don't wanna hear it take out your notebooks and pencils, I am gonna start the fire and I will soon bring up the slide show so we can study how fire looks!" She walked to her desk and waited for us to get ready.

I rolled my eyes.

"I don't think starting a fire on school property is a good idea." I whispered loud enough so only Frank could hear me.

Frank shrugged.

"I'm not complaining, pretty big chance the school could burn and we could get some days off of this hell hole." He muttered back.

"True" I nodded.

When I looked at the front of the class the teacher had brung up the slideshow.

"Okay guys, I am gonna read this and as I go on you are gonna write down everything. Ready!?"
She said enthusiastically.

She received silence as an answer.

"Okay! Fire is very hot and very sweaty it is very bad for the ecosystem......"  She blabbered on about fire. Although we should've known pretty much everything about fire back in 2nd grade but I guess some of us failed.

Ms bludclots voice faded away in my mind when I saw the spark of fire starting on the ends of her hair.

I stayed frozen, not knowing what to do.

The fire was getting more noticeable by the second, and the fire grew.

Frank was still writing down the stupid fire information so I had to tell him.

"Holy shit" he muttered.

Some other kids noticed and by the time rest of our class noticed she our useless classmates were doing absolutely nothing.

"AHHHH SOMEBODY WATER WATER!!?!?"

Some of our classmates were screaming too, some of them were running out of the classroom. Frank and I were just looking at each other in pure horror.

Ms. Bludclot ran out the door, setting the flags that were near the door frame on fire.

Frank and I finally got the message to run.

Soon the fire alarm started going off somehow most of the things in the hallway already caught on fire and students were pouring out of classes.
Tripping, crawling and stomping on each other.

I pulled Frank with me to the restroom to call our moms.

When we went in, Ray and Mikey were skipping class and drawing some fake ass tattoos on each other.

"What are you guys doing!?" I laughed, shaking my head in disbelief.

"We are drawing cool ass tattoos on ourselves that's what were doing." Mikey said drawing a huge penis on ray's back, sometimes I worried about him.

I almost started dying until I heard screams outside the bathrooms and remembered we were supposed to evacuate.

"Oh, by the way there's a fire." I lunged at Mikey, I threw the marker out of his hand and grabbed him by the arm.

"Wait what?" He asked confused.

We walked out of the bathroom struggling to make it over all the smelly ass teenagers.

"fuck you!" Mikey yelled, getting trampled over.

After some struggle we managed to finally make it out the door over all the kids crowding the hallway.

Mikey and I called our mom to tell her about what happened.

After a few rings she FINALLY picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"mom, can you pick us up from school? Damn school got set on fire."

"WHAT!? I AM COMING THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE STAY WHERE YOU ARE." she yelled into the phone, abruptly ending the call.

Ray and Frank got their moms to pick them up now we just had to wait.

"So...." I turned over to look at them.

"What could possibly be so important you have to open your mouth right now?" Ray said irritated. (He wanted his penis tattoo)

"I think I left my phone there."

"That was mine, asshole. Luckily I remembered and grabbed it dumbass" he laughed, shaking the phone in front of my face.

"Shouldn't have done that, it's mine now" I say.

We heard some noise in the distance, It sounded like a damn motorcycle had crashed.

"Holy shit, who failed their driver's test?" Mikey chuckled.

I soon saw my mom's car speeding and wobbling over to us on the curbside and rapidly pulled up next to us.

"WHAT MOM!? mom, mom, mom tsk tsk tsk..." I said dramatically.

"ARE MY BABIES OKAY!?" she got out the car and hugged us.

"My legs aren't, I feel like I got ran over!" Mikey shouted angrily.

"Okay Gerard, Mikey, Ray and Frank all of you get in this car I will call your mother's and tell them you are safe with me."

"Yippee" frank said said unenthusiastically.

      Pretend the school got rebuilt with magic
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I went into school and saw Frank and Ray.

I walked up to them.

"I'm probably gonna go shoot myself later, wanna come with me?" I joke.

Frank grins. "What a wonderful solution to the problem."

Ray and Frank laugh.

Mikey came up to the three of us.

"I heard Ms. Bludclot got fired." He said to us.

Ray tilted his head. "Why?" He asked curiously.

"Turns out she wasn't a real teacher." Mikey shrugged, adjusting his glasses.

"Just like her stiff ass hair." I laughed.

Mikey laughed along with me. "Her hair is DRENCHED with hair spray. I guess that's why her hair was on fire."

"I knew her hair was stiff ass hell." Frank chuckled.

Hi! Sorry for not updating for nearly a month I was very unmotivated. I hope you liked this chapter there is definitely many more to come just like.... Slower😀
Please don't give up on me chat 😭

Also, next chapter will be EPIC trust me guys
I know this chapter was unfunny ass hell and like I guess dragged out😭