🗞️ The Newsies 🗞️
countryboy wanna have a party?
mother i'm looking after les, i can't right now, but i'll be at your place later
racecar I waNNA parTY
cigarthief actually i think race is already hungover
racecar I cAN SEEe NINeTY-TEEn NEW COLOrS and i FEEl liKe SHEiT
cigarthief see?
mother spot please put race to sleep, rock him to sleep or cuddle him or something
semiconlon i'm still in brooklyn
racecar @spot is there any candy left
semiconlon no
racecar damn
semiconlon watch your language you fuck
crunchy so what's everyone gonna do on vacation?
semiconlon i'm gonna do race
mother SPOT!!
practicallyabird i wanna go climb trees
glue it's giving dear evan hansen
practicallyabird ?
straightfromshakespeare ?
confusedreporter ?
glue the main character is obsessed with trees
practicallyabird oh i get it
glue if you fall out of a tree and break your left arm i will laugh my ass off
countryboy i will too don't worry
racecar sAME
semiconlon yep so will i
cigarthief me too
straightfromshakespeare same
glasses i agree
confusedreporter sameeeeee
practicallyabird I HATE YOU ALL
mother EXCUSE ME?! finch cortes, be kind to your siblings. racetrack higgins, stop getting high. elmer, stop watching that depressing musical. romeo, disagree with something for once, race can teach you.
racecar yes mom
semiconlon yes mom
cigarthief yes mom
glasses yes mom
straightfromshakespeare yes mom
confusedreporter yes mom
crunchy yes mom
countryboy yes my darling wife
mother jack.
countryboy sorry
mother it's alright, i forgive you
countryboy good
glue i saw a cow on my way to work today
straightfromshakespeare elmer you work at a starbucks in the middle of the city
glue i screamed
glasses of course you did
glue what??? it was scary
racecar asdfghjkl
mother please someone put him to bed.
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Newsies One-Shots
FanficREQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN!! Newsies One-Shots, mostly ships with the odd chatfic and headcanon in there every once in a while. I write Javey, Sprace, Ralbert, and many more :) Feel free to request!
