Downton Abbey

Chapter 3

Sybil entered the drawing room.

"You don't understand me mum!" Sybil declared to Lady Grantham. "I am not in mourning, and I am NOT a slut! This is not a phase mum! It's the new age!"

"Sybil, you're wearing short black gloves, they don't go with your dress at all," Lady Grantham said.

"None of you ever listen to me! I'm leaving to work at a morgue! Maybe there they'd understand my alternative lifestyle!" Sybil cried and stomped out the door.

"Oh well," Lord Grantham said, "she is going to die anyways."

"What is going on with the estate?" Master Bates asked.

"Well, for now I've funneled all our money into railroads, it will be sure to double."

"That sounds like a gamble Lord Grantham, what if we got a pool instead?"

"Oh I would like a pool." Lady Edith said while phoning a man who has too many problems to be in a relationship.

"Of course you would," Lady Mary said, "You like seeing naked people don't you."

"Your lordship," Carson said as he entered the drawing room. "I must inform you that Mrs. Hughes has been in town and saw a notice auctioning off Lady Mary today."

"Who would do such a thing?" Lord Grantham said flabbergasted.

"I did," Lady Edith replied. "Anna helped me."

"That's my Anna," Master Bates smiled and kissed Anna, then licked her mouth. "You taste of all the good things in this world my sweet, even better than Mr. Barrow's grilled penis."

"Well that is a good thing, I thought I needed to hire another hitman." Lord Grantham sighed in relief.

Lady Grantham smiled and bobbed her head around.

The dog peed on the floor.

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