Your new school! Creds to xenko for making this au. <3
Credits to ellix_raiderxx16 for the book cover art(old I'm to lazy to say)
About: this book with focus on Y/n and their interactions with other students and teachers. This book will most likely...
Ima do a time skip since why not and this is a joke cause im bored
About a few weeks later, you got used to the new environment this school has which is chaotic and cruel(mainly miss bloomie) at the same time.
Today was..an I interesting day to say the least...you caught zips little saw on the school grounds he's not allowed here since the schools basically a war zone- before you noticed Oliver, zip and Edward standing near him. You heard a beeping noise.
Zip: "OMG HES GONNA EXPLODE-"
Oliver: "WHY IS YOUR BROTHER A BOMB-"
Zip: "IDK HE JUST IS-"
Edward: "DID YOUR MOM SLEEP WITH A BOMB-"
Zip: "maybe-"
Oliver: "WTF DO YOU MEAN 'MAYBE'???"
!BOOM! Chip exploded leaving the four covered in ash with a 0-0 expression.
Zip: "whelp."
Edward: "will he be alright-"
Zip: "probably..."
Oliver: "CAN WE NOT IGNORE THE FACT THAT ZIP SAID HER MOM-"
Zip: "LETS FORGET ABOUT THAT-"
Edward: "NUH UH WE ARE NOT FORGETTING THAT"
Chip reappears and snatches zip iPad.
Zip: "AY- GIVE THAT BACK YOU GREMLIN-"
Chip runs off, zip chases after him and Edward finally notices you watching.
Edward: "you saw that didn't you?"
You: "yep!"
Chip continues to run away from zip.
Zip: "GET BACK HER- (chip aesthetically turns into Freddy fazbear 🎀) WHAT THE FU-"
Chip: (now Freddy fazbear)
Edward, you and Oliver: 0-0 tf.
(Chip starts chasing zip)
Zip: "AHHHHHH WTF GET AWAYGETAWAY-"
You, Edward and olive oil start laughing your asses off.
After some time of zip getting chased by Freddy fazbear or chip. Chip turned back into normal and started roasting kids on Roblox on zip iPad which is crusty now thanks to chip using it.
Zip: "I'm scared-"
Edward: "why, he's your brother-"
Zip: "he has a foot fetish-"
Oliver: "you told me-"
You: "how-"
Zip: "IDK"
You: "WTF did I witness"
Oliver: (shrugs)
Zip: (watching chip roast kids being a proud older sister)
Your horrified at the insults this 4 years old is coming up with- you talked sat nearby and chip starting rizzing up roblox girls.
Zip: "CHIP NO-"
Chip: "MAAABAHHAAHHAHA" (continues rizzing up Roblox girls for no reason)
Zip: "HOW TF DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE!?"
Oliver: "magic."
You: "your brother is weird"
Zip: (gasp) "MY BROTHER ISNT WEIRD HES NORMAL-"
Oliver: "I agree with zip."
Edward: "WHAT PART OF THIS KID IN NORMAL?"
Zip: "okay fine he's a little unique but that's okay!"
Edward: "WDYM A LITTLE-"
Zip: "BEING ABLE TO TURN INTO FREDDY FAZBEAR IS NORMAl!"
Oliver: "yep that's very normal"
You: "NO TF ITS NOT"(you secretly agree)
Chip is still on roblox now being a menace to society.
Zip: "what he's doing is completely normal."
Edward: "no it's not."
Zip: "yuh huh"
Edward: "sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with you-"
Oliver: "you always do- WAIT CHIPS EATING A BOMB-"
Zip: "STOPPAT CHIP"
Chip gets his bombs taken away 😔. He cries, poor chip..zip gives him robux now he's happy.
This chapter is a joke
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