OLICE??????!!!!!111111 😨😳 AND PARASITE 1 AND 2?!

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It's a start of a new day, yayyy let's hope it's normal at least 😨.  Everyone is normal besides chip, and maybe Oliver actually no what is happening with Oliver he scares me-

Oliver: "hehehee ima sneak into my loonies room-" (he totally does not go out past curfew toward Alice's room and make her gulp gulp-)
((Ignore what I just wrote I'm fearing myself and my best friend who told me too write that rn-😨))
No wonder why you hear suspicious noises from her room at night 😨.

So as you woke up hearing suspicious noises- oh no...you decided to be a dumbass and check it out...WHAT ARE YOU THE PEOPLE FROM HORROR MOVIES- anyway😊, you approach the door it gets louder..0-0 'why am I doing this?' You think but some weird force called 'my child go to the door!' Aka the lack of common sense keeps calling you to the door with suspicious noises....you open the door...AND GET TRAUMATIZED OMG WHAT A SHOCKER(sarcasm). You get stared at my Oliver and Alice who are doing some uhm...things-(I will not describe it because I will die out of embarrassment)

You silently close the door traumatized and in need of therapy...you question your life decisions after that you go back to the barracks terrified of Alice coming to brutally murder you for walking in on that traumatizing sight.

As days past, you got a therapist in that time period to recover from that horrible sight you saw....

It was Monday, the day was going normal and hopefully would stay that way-

You saw some students standing in the field.

Ones holding a hose in the air above the two others making it seem like rain. A another one is playing sad music 😔.

Parasite 1 and parasite two stand in dramatic positions with dramatic sad expressions.

You listen in.

(Student that's holding the hose mutters: "I do not get paided enough for this-")

They start whatever they were doing.

(Sad music plays)
Parasite 2 "NOOO WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME-" crying.

Parasite 1: "you just...can't edge right..."

Parasite 2: "WHAT IS EDGING...."

Parasite 1: "THAT IS WHY WE CABT BE TOGETHER..."

More crying 😒.

It looked like a dramatic k-drama scene tbh.

Parasite 1: "I...just can't handle being with someone who can't mew..."

Parasite 2:"IM SORRYYY"

Parasite2:" will you forgive me...parasite 1?"

Parasite 1: "DUH your my boyfriend!"

Awwww parasite one and two soon hug WHOLESOME 🥹

Soon chip appears with a ticket launcher.

Everyone: "CHIP NO-"

Everyone goes boom boom, end of the chapter. How wholesome :3.

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Parasite one and two are gonna be side characters you'll see throughout the book as boyfriends :3

________Parasite one and two are gonna be side characters you'll see throughout the book as boyfriends :3

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