SHADOWPEACH ONESHOTSSSSS(a bit more than 1000 words)

Married Life

(A Fluffy story to make it up for the others)

They got married a few years ago and can't help but fight over silly things

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  The Dishwasher

Wukong and Macaque eventually bought a dishwasher after a few too many times when one of them was supposed to wash the dishes and didn't. To avoid fighting over a whole sink full of plates, they made a deal: one of them loads the dishwasher, and if he forgets to turn it on, the other will. Much easier to argue about a button than an entire pile of dishes.

One day, wukong's turn to load the dishwasher, the plates didnt come out fully clean and macaque immediately assumed it was wukong's fault (as one does).

"Why did you overload it? I told you to organize each load with a small amount of plates!"
Wukong was quick to defend himself "well, atleast that way we spend less water and it doesnt actually take a full day to wash all the dishes!"

Macaque did acknowledge that his method usually took lonjger, bu there was no way he would admit it out loud to wukong. "You should be patient!" he retorted "so what if it takes a bit longer, at least the plates come out clean!"

Their bickering lasted a while, long enough that the sun went down behind them as they eventually looked up the way to load a dishwasher.
Neither of them were right.

After the dishwasher verdict online proved both of them wrong, the fight fizzled out on its own. They were too tired (and too embarrassed) to keep arguing so they ended up on the couch, a movie playing quietly in the background, and both soon forgot about the dishes.

It wasn't an apology, exactly...but it was close enough.

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Time Trouble

Both of them were invited to MK's birthday party, it was supposed to be at 5 but it was already 5:15 and none of them agreed on when to leave because the other always had something to do

"You already picked a vest, why change it now?!" macaque decided to change his outfit just as they were about to leave and taking advantage of the situation wukong decided to sit down and watch another episode of monkey cop, as macaque got ready he walked out of the room and scolded Wukong for 'not being ready'.
"I literally am?! What else do you want me to do?" Macaque stepped closer and immediately wrinkled his nose.

"Did you even shower?!"

"I showered yesterday!!"

They wasted 20 more minutes bickering, got to the party exhausted, but thankfully mk told them the wrong time, the party started at 6.They felt a little sour about MK lying to them, but accepted it, honestly, it wasn't surprising, considering they were always running late. At the party they danced, drank, and actually enjoyed themselves. By the time they got home, the whole fight seemed hilarious.

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Sweet Troubles

That morning wukong opened the fridge expecting to see the cake he politely stole from mk's birthday party, instead what he saw were crumbs. His mind didn't immediately go to macaque, instead he wondered if he placed it somewhere else, after all he was fairly tipsy when they got home.

He checked the pantry, the table, and his cupboard. He even wondered if he ate it last night and didn't realize, but he felt empty, so that wasn't an option he really considered. Macaque got up and they both enjoyed breakfast, macaque ate less than usual, he said he already felt full and wukong started to connect the dots. He confronted macaque and sure enough "yeah i think i did, this morning there were crumbs over my nightstand"

Wukong was heartbroken "you ate my cake! It was so delicious and you took the pleasure of those sweet frosted peach flakes..." Wukong dramatically fell to his knees.

"This is not the way I imagined your revenge..."

"Revenge?" Wukong stayed quiet "wukong what did you do?"

"I suddenly forgive you for the cake" Wukong got up and tried to escape by speedwalking to the door but Macaque didn't waste any time and intercepted him halfway there.

"What. Did. You. Do?!"

Turns out Wukong had eaten one of Macaque's desserts, too, and after a long pause of mutual betrayal, they decided they were officially even.

Later on they went out for lunch and forgot about the issue, taking home a dessert they could both eat

On the way home, they bought two slices of dessert, one for each of them.

They placed both slices in the fridge, side by side, a silent agreement that some lessons are better learned with backup cake.

They placed both slices in the fridge, side by side, a silent agreement that some lessons are better learned with backup cake.

Five minutes later, Macaque walked back into the kitchen only to find Wukong crouched in front of the fridge with a marker, writing his name on his slice in huge, dramatic letters.

"...Really?" Macaque asked.

Wukong nodded solemnly. "Precautions."

Macaque rolled his eyes, grabbed the marker, and wrote MINE on his own slice, even bigger.

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short mention that they did'nt write in the cake, they wrote on the box (to-go box)

anyways i hope you all enjoyed these three little interactions between them (i know the second one was short tho, sorry)