Soukoku Oneshots

Pirates of the Caribbean(Pirate AU)

Dazai Pov

It was a hot sunny day, summer was about to begin, and water was still shining and clean as ever. Thanks to the sunlight and great people who keep our water clean.

A small pirate ship swam across the ocean as a smart, handsome, genius pirate stood firm while steering the wheel as his assistant watched the waves.

That was of course me, Osamu Dazai.

"Oi! Atsushi! How's it going down there?," I asked.

"Um, pretty good. But, maybe we should probably head back to our main ship. Kunikida might be worried," Atsushi said.

"I highly doubt that. Plus, we're find. We're doing the crew a favor."

"And what are we doing exactly?"

I took my hands off the wheel, grabbed a rope from the pole, and swing down towards Atsushi.

"We're finding the Lost Treasure of the Atlantic. And I could use some gold to help me for living expenses," I said.

"Alright, but don't go crazy like last," Atsushi said.

"Oh, please Atsushi. We'll be fine. NOW GO STEER THAT WHEEL, SO WE CAN FIND THAT TREASURE!"

"I I Captain!"

Atsushi quickly rushed to the wheel while I rested at the front.

The ocean looks beautiful as ever. I should visit the sea more often.

I sighed as I remembered a specific memory.

Me and Chuuya used to sneak off just to watch the sea. Especially in the dark, these oceans' water are pretty rare due to the shining water.

I wonder how's he doing.

"Captain! We're coming close to the Crystal Cave."

"Alright, now let's keep going," I shouted.

Atsushi steered the ship towards the cave just as the waves lifted them for a moment before letting them go. I thought I saw a ship behind us, but when I turned around I saw nothing.

Maybe I'm just seeing things?

Meanwhile, the cave was foggy and very dark. Luckily, the glowing stones was leading the way to the treasure. I took out my map and grabbed a piece of the glowing crystal to look at the map.

"Okay, the treasure should be on that ship?," I said.

There was an old, rusty ship at the end of the cave. The ship was huge and pretty dusty, but it looked stable enough to not sink. Me and Atsushi swing across our ship onto the old ship.

"Okay, so where is the treasure located?," Atsushi asked.

"Well, the map says-"

Before I can even finished my sentence, I heard a familiar voice.

"Ahoy! Mates!"

I looked up and saw my favorite rival on my ship.

"Well~ This is a wonderful set~ Rivals of billion dollars masterpiece~"

"Right, Dazai~"

Chuuya Nakahara was smirking at me while Akutagawa was just joining him.

"Looks like we have company, Atsushi," I said, grinning.

Chuuya looked determined to fight me while Akutagawa has eyes on Atsushi.

"You'll take Akutagawa. I'll take Chibi."

Atsushi nodded as he and Akutagawa started fighting.

"Well, what are you waiting for, Chibi~"

Chuuya smirked as he quickly swing down and drawn sword at me, but I quickly dodged his attack. Chuuya didn't look surprised as he pointed his sword at me."

"Wow, nice dodge. But, you'll need more strength to take me down."

"I'm counting on that."

Suddenly, Chuuya rushed towards and started swinging his sword at me, but I blocked it with my sword. I managed to pushed his sword away from him, but he immediately kicked me in the stomach and my sword away from me.

"See, I told you that you're going need more strength to defeat me."

"And you're still beautiful as ever, Chuuya~"

Chuuya blushed at my complement as he kept his hand on my hand.

"Dazai!"

Atsushi ran towards me as Chuuya used corruption to pick up his sword.

"Well weretiger, seems like Akutagawa couldn't take good care of you."Chuuya drawn his sword at Atsushi as my student starts to panicked. "I'll take care of that."

Just then, a cannon ball was launched between my Chibi and Atsushi. Then, an another and an another. I turned to my right and saw the armed detective agency's ship with our friend's on them.

"Hey, what took so long?," I said.

"Shut up, Dazai," Kunikida said.

Yosano took out her sword as she jumped across our ship to the old, rusty ship.

"Hey Chuuya. Long time no see," she said.

"Apparently, not long enough," Chuuya smirked.

Those two started fighting while I saw Akutagawa using rashoman and attacked Atsushi. I felt like a lonely duck. Kunikida didn't even bothered to join the ship, he just aimed the cannons with his ability.

Yosano send Chuuya flying, and he bumped right into me as I crashed onto the Atlantic's treasure. I smirked as Chuuya glared daggers at me. When Yosano was about to attack Chuuya again, he used his ability to stop everyone and walked towards me, menacingly.

I wasn't scared since I know Chuuya too well to kill me. Chuuya snatched my shirt as he looked me in the eyes.

"You damn bastard. I should kill you right now."

"But, you can't, can you?," I asked.

Chuuya glared deeper as I sighed.

"Look, how about this. For all the trouble, I'll give a piece of treasure to you and Akutagawa, so tell your "boss" can tell you that you did a great job."

"Half of the treasure, and that's final," he said.

"No way."

That slug put his sword near to my neck as I shivered.

"Rather me to cut off my head. I could use you as a trophy for my adventure~"

I blushed slightly as I nodded my head to agree. Chuuya ended up taking half of treasure to his ship while I got the other half.

"Well~ It was a pleasure to do business with you, Dazai~ But, don't expect me to not take your life."

Chuuya and Akutagawa soon left, leaving me, Atsushi, Yosano, and Kunikida.

"Well, that's was a total failed," Yosano said.

"No totally, at least we have a lot of treasure," Atsushi said.

"And that treasure will be going into the agency's vault," Kunikida said.

"What!?"

"Oh, don't worry Dazai. You will get a bonus at the end of the month."

"Yes!"

"That's only if you complete your work that you were supposed to do last week."

"Oh, c'mon!"