Soukoku Oneshots

You're Married to the Mafia!?

Dazai Pov

I was peacefully doing my work as usual. In the past, I couldn't care less than doing my job and ever since I married Chuuya, I started to care about myself.

Eventually, Kunikida was coming by to tell us our new task. He walked over to me while checking his paperwork.

"Hey Dazai?"

"Yes Kunikida."

"I have a question for you?"

"And what is it."

"Well, recently. You have been doing your work so well for a couple of months. Is there a reason?"

"Nothing much. I just have a supportive partner."

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at me. Even Ranpo stop.

"Excuse me. YOUR WHAT!?"

"My partner. Or really my "wife."

Everyone's mouths dropped as I just announced that I was married. Even my student seems speechless now knowing I have someone taking care of me.

"Since when you have a partner!?," Kunikida shouted.

"Oh! I have been dating them for seven years and got married last year," I said.

"Oh, so that's why you went on a three weeks vacation," Yosano said.

"Do we even know them!?," Atsushi said.

"Yes, actually. But, it's someone you never guess," I said.

I felt Ranpo staring at me, knowing he knew I was married to. But, didn't say anything since I bragged him for not telling anyone.

"Anyways, I have to leave. It's my one year anniversary with my husband. And I need to buy gifts."

I got up and left the office while Kunikida was yelling at me to come back.

"Wait! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAVE A WIFE!?," Atsushi said.

"Dazai!? Get back here!? You still have work to do!?"

"Kunikida. Mr. Dazai already have his work done," Kenji said.

"Oh."

"Well, I'm actually curious who's Dazai's wife?," Yosano said. "Ranpo, can you tell us?"

"Sorry, Dazai gave me a big offer, so I won't spill his secret," Ranpo said.

"So, we have no way of knowing," Atsushi said.

"Maybe, we can following him," Kyouka said.

"Follow him?"

"No way, we still have work, and we have no time to follow that idiot," Kunikida said.

"Oh c'mon, Kunikida. It will be fun. Plus, we can just finish this in the morning," Yosano said.

Kunikida thought about it for a moment before he sighed.

"Fine, but this "secret wife" better be worth it or I'm killing that idiot!"

I smirked from my hide spot and continue to walk slowly towards the stores.

"Oh, it will Kunikida."

First, I went to the small, famous bakery on the street. Known for not only for having the best cakes, but they also sell ice creams and make the best ice cream cake or parfaits.

I remember that I took Chuuya here after we went dancing in the dark.

"Well, hello again sir," the lady said. "Are you getting the usual parfait?"