Soukoku Oneshots

Drunk Night

Author note: Don't get this twisted. This is an angst/fluff story. I don't do smut stories. However, I do love to make it spicy.

Chuuya Pov

"Well done gentlemen," Mori said. "You took out our biggest target."

"Anything for you, boss," I said.

Dazai was also there, right next to me, actually. But, he looks distracted with something and couldn't really figure it out, so I didn't bother to mention it.

"I think you two deserved a break for today. I'll also give you two a nice bonus for your troubles," Mori said.

"Thank you, boss."

"You may leave now."

Dazai soon quickly left as I chased after him. I closed the door behind us and walked up to Dazai.

"Hey, you're okay?"

"Aw, is the slug worry about me?," Dazai said.

"I'm being serious, Dazai."

Dazai looked off, but nodded his head.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just have a lot on my mind," he said.

"Alright, well if you have something on your mind, you can talk to me. After all, we have been dating for three years," I said.

Dazai smiled for a moment, but he quickly covered it up.

"Hey Chuuya, are you free for tonight?"

"Yeah, I am. Why?"

"I was wondering if you want to hang out with me for tonight?"

I smirked for a bit as I answer.

"Sure, why not. But where?"

"In Mori's office, of course," Dazai said, confidently.

"I'm not sure that Mori will let us use his office," I said.

"Don't worry, he will. Let's just grab some wine first."

Well, Dazai knows how to win me over.

"Fine, but I hope you know what you're doing."

20 minutes later

"Dazai, I don't think that this plan is going to work."

"Of course, it will. Have my predictions ever fail us."

I sighed as Dazai knocked on the door. Mori told us to come in, and Dazai walked in first while I followed behind him.

"Oh, my favorite employees. What can I help you with?," Mori said.

Dazai put a shock look on his face before answering.

"Mori bad news. Somebody ripped all of Elise's clothes and she has nothing to wear."

"Oh no! My dearest Elise. I'm on my way!"

Mori soon left as me and Dazai chuckled.

"You slide dog~," I said.

Dazai smirked as he locked the room and throw the key in his pocket.

"Well, what can I say. I'm a stray dog for a reason," he said.

Dazai pulled out an another for himself while I poured some wine in two glasses. I sat in the chair while Dazai joined me and grabbed his glass.

"Aw, this feels nice. Just a couple of dudes watching the sun set." I sipped my wine while Dazai stared at me. "No wonder, Mori has his office on the top floor."