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*Oga enters the room with a funky cowboy ranger hat.*

Funneh: ... Well?

Oga: Well what?

Funneh: What's with the hat?

Oga: Oh, it's nothing.

Gold: That is the loudest "nothing" I ever saw.

Evan: Bro, you can't just mosey in here with a brand new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand new hat.

Gold: Mmm-hmm.

Oga: Look, I'm trying something new. Okay? Just take it easy.

Shien: He's right guys. C'mon let's not go down this path, it's ugly. Kind of like that hat *he starts laugh-wheezing as soon as he says the word 'hat'*

*Everyone in the room starts laughing.*

Oga: I got this from a nice store.

Funneh: What store? The one before you exit from the Al Capone Museum?

*Emilee enters the room.*

Emilee: What's up Oga?

Emilee: Did you just finish bling ringing Bruno Mars's closet?

*Everyone laughs.*

Oga: I'm being BRAVE, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a hard long look in the mirror.

Emilee: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon, booboo!

*Everyone starts laughing again. Oga looks at Rainbow.*

Oga: Do you think the hat looks bad?

Rainbow: Oh- uh me... um... I s... I wouldn't say it was BAD. Like, I think it's just different. Like something you'd wear in Indiana...

Oga: ...

Rainbow: ...Jones and the Temple of BAD HATS.

*Everyone starts cracking up.*

Oga: ...     :(

Oga: Fine. I didn't like it that much anyway. 

*He puts it down on a table and sits at another table. Evan picks up the hat.*

Evan: There's only one place this hat belongs...

*Evan puts the hat on.* 

Evan: On my head. :D

Rainbow: Wow!

Emilee: Okay!

Gold: Now that's fashion!

Funneh: That's the way it's supposed to look!

Shien: That's hattitude!

Oga:   :(

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