CW: Teen substance abuse
Nicknames:
Room Snooper = Funneh
(Evelyn and Clive changed their names back)
Evelyn: Okay crew.
We need to do something to help enforce the Anti-Cigarette Rule.
Clive: tbh
how can cigarettes not be banned?
Evelyn: Clive, you have no room to talk, you drink mom's red wine
Clive: idc evelyn
tbh what do ppl be doing down in the district?
shuffling papers?
doing the juvie slides?
CHILDREN ARE SMOKING
Room Snooper: qhat is the juvie slide?
Kyran: Oh, it's when you put one foot down and you move in the opposite direction.
Room Snooper: I do not want to live in a world where white ppl explain dance moves to me
Kyran: ...
Evelyn: You know, I just don't get it.
I thought we beat cigarettes with the Truth Campaign.
It's just so retro.
Clive: well maybe they're getting cool again
Room Snooper: i mean, clogs are back... anything is possible
Evelyn: Funneh La.
I'll have you know that there are good clogs.
Kyran: I just cant believe that CHILDREN are smoking RAG WEED
Gold: ikr! don't they know that smoking kills?!
Kyran: Gold.. you literally vape.
Gold: okay, that's different
Kyran: yes
and that it's WORSE because you can vape anywhere.
Room Snooper: you vaped all through freshman year
Evelyn: You're inhaling thousands of toxins. Yuck.
Clive: Nicknamer's Honors
{Clive turns Gold 's name to Dying Soon}
Dying Soon: Yeah, well..- ALEC SMOKES WEED EVERYDAY
Room Snooper: WHAT
Kyran: i don't think she's wrong...
Dying Soon: Invite him
I bet 10$ im right
Clive: no one's betting you shit, hon
{*Evelyn adds Alec*}
Alec: what do you want
Evelyn: We are here to join our project.
Clive: that's bullshit
do you do weed everyday?
Alec: no
not everyday
every other night
Room Snooper: ALEC...
Alec: who is Room Snooper?
Evelyn: Funneh.
Alec: and who is Dying Soon?
Evelyn: Gold.
Kyran: alec i am so disappointed in you...
Room Snooper: THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE!!
Dying Soon: that's why your feet's so big...
Alec: it's medicinal
and it's considerate
if I didn't smoke, I'd be an insufferable Energizer bunny
Dying Soon: WHAT A TWIST
ALEC DOES WEED
Kyran: Don't talk, Gold, it doesn't change the fact that you vape.
Dying Soon: facts
it's to get my body slim
Kyran: I don't smoke but I love a good protein bar on the weekends
research shows
Room Snooper: that's not even drugs.
Clive: im literally atheist but yall need jesus
Evelyn: FYI, Clive...
You've been known to DEMOLISH those bottles of Pinot Noir.
Clive: and you dont?
Evelyn: This isn't about me, Clive.
Kyran: im leaving bye
Room Snooper: I'll just leave this to the addicts..
Alec: you guys were heer to fuck with me, arent you?
Clive: pretty much
