Ranking all my KREW Crackships

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Funneh:

Funneh x Bokuto Kotaro: 6.5/10
Okay they have the crackhead chemistry, it's just that Bokuto doesn't match Funneh's freak. They were just platonic back when I thought of MegaKrew anyways.

Funneh x Kageyama Shien: 7/10
Same as prior, but he matches her freak more back when I wrote Krewstars Insanity. I'll talk about that more soon, I promise.

Overall, I haven't really had many crackships including Funneh that I remember of.

Gold:

Gold x Clive: -7/10
This was cute when Clive wasn't gay. Now he is, so this is awkward thinking about this as a couple.

Gold x Yukoku Roberu: 3/10
Also Krewstars. I think I just saw it for one second and then I just didn't. Still can't believe I was gonna make it canon, though.

Gold x Pavolia Reine: 1000/10
They have the best chemistry ever. They had it in Krewstars and they have it now. Geine for lifers tbh. REINE HAD CUT HER HAIR FOR GOLD AND HELPED HER WIN THAT SEASON!!! They are so "Guilty Pleasure" by Chappell Roan core.

Gold x Miku: 5/10
Just based on this image. I think I'm on thin ice with this ship, because there are some times that Miku is an adult and times when she's 16, but in this one she's an adult.

 I think I'm on thin ice with this ship, because there are some times that Miku is an adult and times when she's 16, but in this one she's an adult

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Rainbow:

...Oh boy.

Rainbow x Oikawa Tooru: 0/10
MegaKrew. I made it where Rainbow was just absolutely annoyed with his gay boy rizz. And that was when I realized: That's a gay man. 

Rainbow x Iwaizumi Hajime: 1/10
MegaKrew. Slightly better since they are annoyed with Oikawa's gay boy rizz that all the girls simp over.

Rainbow x Oikawa x Iwa: 0/10
It would be better if it was just IwaOi.

Rainbow x Bokuto: 4/10
MegaKrew. It's Mom x Dad, but meh.

Rainbow x Aragami Oga: 100/10
Krewstars (and now). They match each other's geek and their aesthetic matches each other (good girl x bad boy, but the bad boy is actually a good boy but just big, and they're both tall). What else could you ask for? 

Rainbow x Ouro Kronii: 6/10
Krewstars. They have LORE!!! She and Kronii have LORE, PEOPLE!!!

Draco:

Draco x Aeshleigh: 9/10
MegaKrew. Looking back, this ship actually slaps.

Draco (Drakomo) x Shien: 6.5/10
Krewstars. Solid platonic ship. There was a moment that he kissed Shien because he trusted him out of him, Reine, and Gold.

Lunar:

I saved the most shippable for last.

Lunar x Kuroo Tetsuro: 5/10
MegaKrew. It's appeal as of looking the part is cute, but I guess that was because I once thought he was BF material because he was hot LOLOL.

Lunar x Clive: -5/10
FiasCo. Just because I used to like this better than Gold x Clive.

Lunar x Sunny?!: -∞/10
SUNNY IS 16?! I'm glad I shut that shit down IMMEDIATELY as soon as I found out. Proshippers DNI.

Lunar x Bianca Abercrombie: 4/10
Krewstars. Lunar Yuri but I throw crap at the wall and hope it sticks. It's just that Lunar has more freak than Bianca.

Lunar x Cat Noir: -10/10
Just meant to be the MordeTwi meme, not else to it. 

Lunar x Twisting Tiger: 5/10
Arcturus Beaming. Better as Besties.

Lunar x T. Tiger x Kuroo: 4/10
Better as Friends.

Lunar x Ja Nein: 11/10
Arcturus Beaming. Cuties.


I promise I'll explain what Krewstars, MegaKrew, and Arcturus Beaming are soon.

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