{*Evelyn starts a group chat*}
{*Evelyn adds Clive, Kyran, Gold, and Funneh*}
Evelyn: Okay, I made this chat for ONE REASON
And ONE REASON only
This is to record our findings about anything related to our case.
Clive: wow yuor boring lolol
Evelyn: stfu
Kyran: k
Funneh: k
Gold: okey dokey 👍
Funneh: Gold you ruined the chain :(((
Kyran: Yeah, how deeyare you
Gold: NO ONE TOLD ME YOU WERE MAKING A CHAIN 😭😭😭
Funneh: READ THE ROOM OML
Evelyn: Y'all don't follow directions at all and it shpws...
Funneh: shpws
Gold: shpws
Kyran: shpws
Clive: shpws
Evelyn: STOP BLOWING MY PHONE!!!
I'M TRYING TO READ THE NEW BOOK I BOUGHT >:(
Funneh: what is it?
Evelyn: a book
Funneh: no no no
the title
Evelyn: you don't need to know.
Funneh: EVELYN PLSSSSS
MY SUGARPLUM
MY LOVELY
Evelyn: Please don't call me that again.
Clive: its called love of the sea
yw
Evelyn: ...
Gold: doesn't that book have tentacle play?
Kyran: WHAR 💀💀💀
Funneh: 💀💀💀
Evelyn: Clive I'm gonna rip your limbs off...
Clive: no you wont lolol
Kyran: wow...
Evelyn: I didn't get to the part of the tentacle play, so you ruined the book for me. Thanks a lot.
Clive: your werid
Evelyn: Okay, okay.
Detective Time.
When Gold said that the book was about tentacle play, how much of the book do you actually think is filled with it?
Funneh: someone made a book entirely abt squirting, so I thought all of it
Kyran: I want to leave
but I don't want to leave at the same time
Evelyn: Answer the question Kyran...
Kyran: a few scenes or so
Clive: hold awn, hold awn
lemme just
{*Clive turns Evelyn 's name to Tentacle Lover*}
Tentacle Lover: Your days are numbered, Clive Hershel Wynd...
Also, how does Gold, of all people, know that there were scenes of tentacle play in the book I'm reading?
And finally, I am going to sell this book back to where it came from.
Gold: Uhhhhhhh
Clive: SUSPICIOUS
Gold: It was a book I found while I was doom scrolling
Funneh: Actually it's in her room lolol, I found it
I'll show yall tmr
Gold: KATHERINE EBONY LA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM
Funneh: your bed is more comfy
{*Clive turns Funneh 's name to Room Snooper*}
Room Snooper: OH CMON
{*Tentacle Lover turns Clive 's name to Mushroom Foot Smeller*}
Mushroom Foot Smeller: seriously?
Tentacle Lover: It serves you right.
Mushroom Foot Smeller: THIS ISNT EVEN TRUE THO
Tentacle Lover: AND I THOUGHT THAT LOVE OF THE SEA WAS A BEACH ROMANCE BUT HERE WE ARE!!
Kyran: I literally just took a shit and this happened ;-;
