P. Desu: Pour me something cheap so I can spit it out.
Bartender: *pours something cheap*
P. Desu: *spits it out*
P. Desu: Hit me again.
P. Desu: *teacher conference* Hurry up, quiet down. Be silent in the PRESENCE OF GREATNESS.
*Presentation PowerPoint shows a picture of P. Desu in Hawaii.*
P. Desu: Oops!
*The teachers are silent.*
P. Desu: *with a microphone* Draco!
P. Desu: I said oops. ;)
P. Desu: Well, y'all have fun. I'll be here at work. WORKING.
Teachers: ...
P. Desu: What? My followers aren't gonna influence themselves!
P.Desu: Damn it, Bleud! POPTARTS was sponsoring the stream!!
P. Desu: Well. I'm gonna hit the break room and get another one of these free fancy bubbly waters.
Miss Fletcher: We don't have bubbly waters for free- did you take that from the communal fridge?
P. Desu: ... I brought this from home!
