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*Pre-FTM Evelyn duets a toilet cleaning TikTok*
Pre-FTM Evelyn: Dueting this one until this woman permanently destroys her lungs with toxic gas. So first we've got ammonia-based toilet cleaner, okay. And that's bleach powder, okay you've made mustard gas.
Evelyn: You're still fuckin' doing this? I'm trans now, that's how much fucking time has passed since I last ratio'd you. Shut the fuck up!
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Lunar: "Person of interest" is almost too flattering.
Lunar: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, "A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest," I'd be like, "Moi? Oh, do go on!"
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Funneh: reading plato so i can understand aristotle so i can understand kant so i can understand hegel so i can understand marx so i can argue online
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Kyran: Isn't he so cute?
*picture of the wettest most pathetic looking Alec you have ever seen*
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(Context: Amanda is one of Kyran's siblings. She's six.)
Amanda: And I will watch the crimson blood. Leak from your neck.
Clive: Dude, that little kid is hardcore goth.
Kyran: Hardcore goth.
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BONUS! Disventure Camp Incorrect Quote!! (If they ever have a second All Stars)
Riya: Show us your PURITY RING, Jonas Sister.
Chami: Show us the man in his thirties you're BANGING this weekend.
Vee: Yooo...
Riya: Hmm.. You're really cute, Chami.
Chami: Shut up.
Riya: No seriously. Your eyeliner's always sharp, your lip gloss matches your hair, you're actually really pretty.
Chami: Thanks?
Riya: That's why I want to look you in the face WHEN I STAB YOU.
