My shoes clicked against the payment on the sidewalk, as I head home from work. Honestly my day was boring, and quiet. Nothin new at work, nothing exciting or anything. Before heading home, I say down inside a Cafe- then ordered a coffee. As I drank my coffee, I heard sandy n Paul talking behind me.
And their conversation was JUICING with flavor of drama. I sat and listened, and when they left- I texted Johnny and dally in the group chat. I told them I had tea to spill.
As soon as I got home, I see them two- siting in thir comfy robs, house shoes on, tea and snacks on the kitchen table; with their hair pulled back in a head band. I chuckled, n sat down.
"What the tea?" (Johnny)
"It's sandy"
"Sandy? The skank?" (Dally)
"Yes"
"Speak." (Both)
"So I was sitting in theCafe, n I see her n Paul together."
"Y is they together if they hate each other?" (Johnny)
"Get this"
The scoot their chairs closer to hear this drama. I laughed and finally replied.
"Sandy pregnant"
"Again?" (Dally)
"Yea, but the baby ain'tPaul's"
"Slut" (Johnny)
"Johnny don't be mean. Be polite. She's a hoein ass trick" (dally)
I laughed hearing their insults; while I talk the sip tea n eat snacks.
"But how did Paul find out that he ain't the baby daddy?" (Johnny)
"Oh, he took a DNA test. But truth is she ain't know who the real baby daddy is."
"....shut yo mouth n keep on talkin. What?!" (Johnny)
"Right!? That what I said"
Dally took a sip of tea, n got comfortable in his chair. The only thing I hear is crunch of chips; but they so dramatic doing dramatic gasps; and just being plan nosey.
"But that ole Paul.. he ain't no good" (dally)
"How?" (Johnny)
"Lemme tell u, he knocked up sandy, Becky, rose, nacy n some more. But he ain't gonna pay child support" (dally)
"How u know all this?"
"Oh.. I was in the lot the other day, in see him with all these other girls pregnant. But he told them heain't paying child support for them cuz he "love" sandy more. And find out the slut got pregnant from some eles." (Dally)
"Paul ain't got room to talk, his parents the same way. Like old people say he ain't got a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out. He fuckin all these hoes he gonna get something." (Johnny)
We just laugh, eat, drink tea, and gossip all day long. By the end of that day, we had out share of gossip. Until we find something eles to gossip about.
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