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CANCELLED PODCAST
Naomi Diallo Is Not A Bop
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Tana: "So, we're gonna give Naomi the word for a second so she can tell her story without interruptions. Let's all shut the fuck up and listen."
Naomi: "Thank you Tana. So, the story starts when I was dating Landon. Because Tara fucking Yummy didn't tell the actual truth about what happened. I'm not a cheater. He is. And she's gladly helped him.
"So throughout our relationship, Landon kept saying he needed to go to the studio to record songs for his new album. But he never let me listen to any previews of songs, wouldn't even let me read the lyrics he'd wrote. So of course I got suspicious.
"I went trough his phone - controversial, I know, but I had a gut feeling. And I turned out to be right. I saw multiple conversations with Tara about how they were secretly hooking up and I couldn't know. The worst thing is that I considered Tara to be one of my closest friends at the time.
"My best friend, Estelle, suggested to do a hot girl summer, with a point system for different things to do with boys. It was intended to make boys fun for me again. Initially, I thought it was stupid and we decided not to go through with it.
"That was also partly because I started liking Chris a lot during that time. I wanted to explore where that was going for real.
"But of course, getting cheated on with one of your friends leaves behind a mark. I started feeling it again once I started getting closer to Chris, since he was also pretty close with Tara. It just felt like a déjà vu.
"And then, after the one million party, she posted this photo dump, and there was a picture of her and Chris on the cover. They were kind of flirting with each other in the comments, too.
"That's when I snapped. I decided to do the hot girl summer anyway, since I was convinced things weren't going to work out with Chris anyway and he'd choose Tara over me.
"Then, Estelle proposed we go to the Hype House party so I could clear my mind. I tried to find a spot to put my coat, ended up in the hallway and that's where Vinnie approached me.
"I didn't intend to do anything with him, I just genuinely wanted to clear my mind from Chris and be away from him for a second, because my feelings were getting too confusing. Vinnie and I gamed in his room and, well, one thing led to another.
"So yes, we fucked. No, it didn't mean anything. It was honestly just a distraction from my insecurities, and it felt nice to have a guy be interested in me without Tara interfering.
"Nothing ever happened between Ryland and I. That's another blatant lie Tara made up for that podcast. Him and I talked for five minutes at the party, maybe even less.
"So yeah, that was it. I hope I cleared at least a few things up, and I hope y'all will have a little understanding for my point of view.
B: "Thank you for sharing that on the podcast. I'm sure our fans will understand. We're on your side, always."
T: "I just can't believe Tara said all that in the podcast. What a fucking bitch."
B: "I bet she did it because she wants Chris all to herself, and she had to create a fight between you and him in order to have him."
T: "Probably! It's so sad when you think about it."
B: "It really is."
T: "I have written a poem for her. Can I read it?"
N: *laughs* "Please do, I'm dying to hear."
T: "Alright" *scrapes throat*
"Tara, Tara, Tara,
if there was a coronation for the biggest pick-me,
you'd be getting that tiara.
"Putting other women down for a boy,
does he really bring you that much joy?
Personally, I think you'd be better off with a sex toy.
"You now look real goofy for lying on a pod,
makes you one hundred percent less hot.
Bet you still think you're the cutest,
but let's be for real, if it wasn't for Jake,
you'd now be working at Hooters.
"Stealing one man was apparently not enough,
but we are now here to call all your bluff.
For the love of god, stop lying,
we all know you're only seeking attention
because your career is dying
"Tara, Tara, Tara,
you're not only small in height,
but also your compassion is nowhere in sight.
Stop calling yourself a girl's girl, we all know the truth,
you're a backstabbing bitch,
as well as just fucking rude.
"Tara, Tara, Tara,
do not speak any more words about Naomi
or the next influencer boxing match
will be between you and me."
B: *laughing and clapping her hands*
N: *laughing* "That was so poetic"
B: "Shakespeare who?"
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a/n: filler chapter tbh, cant make naomi and chris have a "fight" and then resolve it in the next chapter 🙄
but i loved when tana wrote that poem for alyssa violet on the podcast, so i used my rhyming skills to create one of my own
(dont say anything mean about it i will cry)
again NO HATE TO TARA IRL !! just in this story, its all fiction :)
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𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 / chris sturniolo
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