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<secret groupchat(manager can't know❌)>

the groupchat has been renamed jake's upcoming funeral 🥂

today, 8:06 pm

jay

guys, is the police gone?

sunghoon

get your lazy ass out of
your room and check yourself

jay

i already had enough today

let me rest for engene's sake

niki

seriously? engene's sake??

heeseung

where the fuck is jake?

jungwon

the police is gone.

niki

our leader is mad y'all.
be careful

sunoo

why tf is there police
at our dorm?????
WE ARE DEAD MEAT Y'ALL

first of all jay went missing

second of all, JAKE WAS
REPORTED TO POLICE

jungwon

for spamming.

heeseung

jake, seriously, dude?
who were you trynna
flirt with this time?

niki

jake hyung??? where ARE you?

heeseung

at least the police came
to warn us before
anything went public

jay

jake is probably pooping rn

sunoo

ew shut up

jay

i mean he was so anxious
just a few mins earlier

sunghoon

he's literally lying on
the floor right now

jay

tell him to get his ass up

sunghoon

he refused to get up

niki

is he drunk?

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