Patience was a very serious woman. All work and no play. Her life growing up was like one of those Dr. Seuss books where a character lives the most absolutely boring life, her job is literally to sit at a screen and click buttons when asked to.
She doesn't know what the word party means. And if she did, she'd think it was the worst word ever created. Her birthday was never celebrated, nobody ever came over for her birthday.
Her favourite colour is grey. GREY!
You could tell her she was the most boring person ever and she would agree with you.
Today, however, she would get the surprise of a lifetime. One that would end it, at that.
She was busy working The Boring Job. When her house gets an unexpected visit.
The TV.
Nobody was inside the house, so it had an idea.
It threw out the TV already inside the house. Such filth.
It generated a decorative banner out of its screen.
It set itself up where the old TV was, disguising itself.
And it placed Ricardo's very own sledgehammer that it stole from him behind it.
Patience gets home after a long day of pressing buttons. Notably, the M button needed to be pressed 19% more that usual today.
The lights are off, she turns them on, and is greeted with a birthday banner hanged up on her living room ceiling.
No ordinary birthday banner, this actually was.
"H-happy Unbirthday?" said Patience, looking at the banner.
She tried to rip off the banner, but was alerted to a sudden change on the TV. She thought it was off...
The TV turned on, and flashed a blindingly bright pink and yellow striped screen, with red text over it saying "HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY, PATIENCE!"
"W-what the hell..." said Patience, when all of a sudden the TV jumps up onto her and knocks her down to the ground.
This is no ordinary TV, it's attacking her! And with a SLEDGEHAMMER!
She screams in pain as the TV breaks both of her arms with the sledgehammer, whole birthday music plays!
The light starts to do its magic. Her hair, once dull and grey, slowly gets all fuzzy and red.
Her body, her clothes, formerly dull monochrome colours, now turn all stripey purple and yellow.
It's a beautiful party!
Her legs turn short and black, her arms shrivel back up into her body.
Her genitalia also shrivel up into her body. She isn't a woman anymore, no, this is a HE we are talking about!
The TV stops bashing her head, her body becomes card, and starts to turn into the shape of a cone.
Partience's mind becomes all foggy, like it's filled with confetti and laughter. Her boring thoughts start to leave her mind permanently, Parti Hatce's brain is filled with fanciful ideas of a fiesta that rivals even the most beautiful parties!
Patience is gone, Party Hat is here!
He would be disturbed at the creature on his body, but he gets sucked into the TV before his mind can even acknowledge the happenings.
The TV is about to leave, but receives a message directly to it's hardware.
"BREAKING NEWS! A STRANGE MECHANICAL ENTITY HAS BEEN SEEN MUTATING PEOPLE INTO UNKNOWN CREATURES, PLEASE STAY INSIDE AND LOCK ALL DOORS! THIS IS A PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT." said The News Anchor
Next Up: Let's find out what the objects are up to...
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Brawl Of The Objects TF Saga
Science FictionBrawl Of The Objects is an object show, a work of fiction, but what happens when it starts to become a reality? This is what happens when random people start turning into the characters from this show.
